🤣 OMG

*Somewhere* around here I still have a bunch of hand-written JSON files for this, and somewhere in that mess Gandalf is still Buellering mightily into the void because Frodo forgot his accordion in the green room.

Exquisite.

*looooooooooooong exhale*

This entire thread is now my new "Don't make me tap the sign" sign. 🤘🙏

...rlathotep needs a friend,
and I been smellin' fishmen
cuz all that madness at the end;
I been plagued by gruesome visions
Since epochs dead and gone

...but I hear that trombone weepin'
Tough crowd, Innsmouth Improv

…“OFFICIAL” “MOTH” “BUSINESS” update:

I have now completed phase one of my atonement for sins of benign neglect; blessed be Saint Norm, Patron of the Shaggiest of Deeds.

( Phases 2-3 involve culinary blasphemy in tribute to the Great Orange One Who Forever Feeds Beneath The Veil of Carbs. )

INDEED

THIS IS A PLACE OF HONOR AND HIGHLY ESTEEMED SHITPOSTERY

Having also managed to avoid any and all context, my head-canon is that The Banana Discourse is Kermit’s fledgling folk trio opening for Dr. Teeth and getting booed off stage

…*clickety-clackety* oh. NOPENOPENOPE not coming ANYWHERE near that, I will stab the entire internet with a bendy straw

Can I at least get a nice pair of glorts (and a matching crop top)?