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February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
“Our Captains and Honorary Captains represent the past, present, and future of the NFL. For the NFC Champions, please welcome Lynn Swann, Peyton Manning, Sam Darnold, and King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud.”
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Every time! Every time it’s “early stages” and there are no specifics about anything!
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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6/ either. Don’t assume they do. But usually they can understand intuitively that all the efficiencies and “innovation” speak really has nothing to do with how you break news or why people read anything. But the boss likes what he’s hearing so they go with that. Lots and lots of …
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
(Lights come up) Tim Cook: “So what did you think, Mike?”
On tonight’s White House agenda:

Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.

Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
January 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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look at these responses for yourself and see that few people can even be bothered to even respond (one investor rep seemed confused about whether they had actually invested?). they are banking on everyone moving on. cowardice as a crisis comms strategy.
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I find the most uncanny bit of time slippage to be this photo of children dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trick-or-treating at the home of Richard Nixon, who died two and a half weeks after Kurt Cobain.
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Best as I can tell, the only thing that can truly "cancel" you politically now is a loss of attention or a loss of money and, thanks to digital platforms, attention is a conversion unit for money. Which, no matter what side you're on, has huge implications for the future of American democracy.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Problem solved
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Can the Manhattan Project avoid building the nuclear bomb?
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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It really is the greatest business plan in the history of capitalism: “We will create God and then ask it for money.” www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
OpenAI Has a Business Plan
Also 18/5 stock trading on 24 Exchange and Nobel Prize betting on Polymarket.
www.bloomberg.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Paramount is about to pay $150 million for this
October 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Basically:
October 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Ilya Shapiro declared a free speech crisis because he called Black women "lesser," students questioned if that bias meant he'd teach his law classes unfairly, Georgetown determined it was a speech issue and imposed no consequences, then Shapiro quit in a huff calling himself a victim of censorship.
This really is the final expression of "libertarianism" as it is practiced in the US today.
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.
If this is what it took for you to be pushed into fascism you were probably already there
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I think My Bloody Valentine just took Loveless off of Spotify while I was listening to it.
September 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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i recognize that this is not actually how anything works in the real world but more than anything i'm shocked at the total lack of *embarrassment* from the people who own, run, and even work at these platforms. setting aside the "politics"—these platforms are just awash in depressing low-rent slop
September 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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“the wife”
August 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Watching Ninja Warrior clips has led me to hear the phrase "it's one of the premier ninja gyms in Iowa"
July 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM