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Donkey Haute
@donkeyhaute.bsky.social
Class Ass. Artist. Will sell time for survival

Currently open to helping podcasts add to their merch line
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Gift completed! It looks better here than framed. Coffee on watercolor paper. Kyle MacLachlan as Dougie Jones (agent Cooper) in Twin Peaks! Just livin life and enjoying his coffee
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garden passage // ritual grove
#art
June 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Holy crap Kara Walker chopped up a Stonewall Jackson statue and revealed a monster
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Brand new miniature portraits! I'll introduce you to them individually over the course of the next week or so but in the meantime you can enjoy 10% off all miniature portraits with code NEWCREW.

www.martintomsky.com/shop?categor...

#art #characterdesign #illustration #woodworking
September 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Gift completed! It looks better here than framed. Coffee on watercolor paper. Kyle MacLachlan as Dougie Jones (agent Cooper) in Twin Peaks! Just livin life and enjoying his coffee
August 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Stay alert
June 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Design practice for a gift
June 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Extremely into this dude from a late 19th century cigar box label
May 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Couldn’t figure out custom feeds quickly enough, so starting a new project with hashtags!

A friend recommended that we don’t need context to be pleased by content. That possibly our brain chemicals come from soothing images alone.

2025, May 8th

Thanks Yosha, let’s try it out!
#YHappyColours
May 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@adalrifai.bsky.social vindicated. It is real. They do it in Chicago.
@arnieniekamp.bsky.social please forgive him!
April 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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ok fine
...the final frontier...
April 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@morepeoplehappy.bsky.social hello there! May I please post a meme of you as Usidore?

You may not have heard, but the Mission to Zyxx team is releasing new content. They mentioned a bit from your guest episode in their recent post. Mission to Zyxx introduced me to Magic Tavern and so much more
March 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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One of the most common arguments you hear from fans of generative ‘AI’ is that it’s not plagiarizing people’s work, it’s just learning like a human learns. So I’m going to break down why that’s just not true, and why it can never be true, with the existing systems. 1/
February 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
💚If you see this, quote-post your green art!💚

Might only be WIP today to share, but I’m NOT passing up this opportunity to repost The Bargarean Jade! (Especially when she looks this good)

Thank you for sharing! And people, do yourselves a favor- go listen to Mission to Zyxx
March 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Human Artist, let’s QRT with your work!
Before (Also Before)
March 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Today, gratitude is given that a nap was had indoors on clean bedding, and that the disturbance awakening was only landscaping chainsaws.
March 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Big Leaf
#art
March 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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The newbie's falling for the former captain of the guards ❤️‍🔥
April 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Sharing WIP to stave off the creative stagnation gloom. Hope you enjoy!
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
A vote does not make a person. People are complex. People learn, change, and grow.

Now that we enter an era where voting may no longer be available, remember to connect with people beyond their ballot.

We are human. Your neighbors are not your enemies. Stand up for their protection.
November 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Real or Cake?
youtu.be
April 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
March 3, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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When everyone takes the thing real serious except that ONE friend
February 25, 2024 at 3:36 AM