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Donkey Haute
@donkeyhaute.bsky.social
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Class Ass. Artist. Will sell time for survival

Currently open to helping podcasts add to their merch line
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Gift completed! It looks better here than framed. Coffee on watercolor paper. Kyle MacLachlan as Dougie Jones (agent Cooper) in Twin Peaks! Just livin life and enjoying his coffee
Image of painting- Coffee on watercolor paper. Kyle MacLachlan as Dougie Jones (agent Cooper) in Twin Peaks. He stands in a wood paneled elevator, eyes closed, hands gripping a coffee cup, smiling as he lifts it to his nose for a smell. He wears an oversized suit jacket
August 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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August 19th, 2003.
Wouldn’t be surprised if the media rhymes with history again so soon.
Cover of Weekly World News, Sizzling Double Feature, August 19th 2003. Main image shows tanks and bodies laying in the sand, with a 90s velociraptor rearing its head in the foreground. Headline, “Saddam’s Weapons of Mass Destruction - Killer Dinosaurs!” (Found at last!) “Madman built evil ‘Jurassic Park’ - & Bush knew it!” Small pictures of Saddam Hussein looking right and smiling, next to George W Bush looking left and having a face. $2.89US/ $3.95 CANADA
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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These were recently on display at Kalamazoo Valley Museum in Michigan! The Ray & Diana Harryhausen Foundation website seems to have a page for requesting exhibitions, though it would not load for me. Hope you all get to see them in person!

www.rayharryhausen.com

kalamazoomuseum.org
Picture of glass museum display box containing three Skeleton Models by Ray Harryhausen. Latex, Resin, Metal and Wood Model of Skeleton with Lion Shield Jason and the Argonauts c1961 Model of Half Skeleton Jason and the Argonauts Legs removed for the "Ghouls" creatures in "Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger" c. 1976. Model of Skeleton Jason and the Argonauts & The 7th Voyage of Sinbad Original 1958 model, featured in both films. Holding original sword and shield from “7th Voyage.”
June 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Design practice for a gift
Photo of drawing, simplified figure holding a cup. Pencil and coffee on paper
June 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Barney from The Simpsons looking dapper, sleeve rolled up, captioned, “Just hook it to my brains!!!”
May 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Couldn’t figure out custom feeds quickly enough, so starting a new project with hashtags!

A friend recommended that we don’t need context to be pleased by content. That possibly our brain chemicals come from soothing images alone.

2025, May 8th

Thanks Yosha, let’s try it out!
#YHappyColours
Cropped image of fallen blossom petals in grass. The image is divided diagonally, with the top left being mostly rich emerald green from the grass, and the bottom right mostly bright light pink from the crabapple petals. The petals look fresh and not wilted. They are lighter and white near the base where they had connected to the tree. The grass bends gently to the left in the wind. Small hints of lime and yellow poke through, as immature maple ‘helicopter’ seed pods and various plant parts have blown into frame.
May 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Thank you for the link! I might not be using it correctly, or this image is more real than i anticipated…
Photo meme. Text overlay reads, “let's normalize packing tiramisu in your suitcase 🫶”. Image is of an open suitcase on the ground, half filled and covered in a layer of brown powder, with a hand using a spoon to pull up what may be real tiramisu. It evokes hunger, and the insatiable need for sweets
May 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Picture of a black cat paws. Sitting cat’s front paws, with one back paw sticking between the front two, looking similar to the article thumbnail of discovered stone. Bonus points for cute specks of water on the front paws from sloppy faucet sink drinking
May 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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This is beautiful work! I’ve been doodling out a design based on #campaignskyjacks podcast, imagining bird with human heart, then these images appear in my feed! @oneshotrpg.bsky.social you might also appreciate this

I’ll be checking back for inspiration and reference. Thank you for sharing!
Green line work on a black background, showing a sketch of a bird character (Travis Matagot) with a red human heart seen through chest. Side caption reads, “I’m a different bird”
April 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Spreading the good word! @missiontozyxx.bsky.social brought me to @magictavern.bsky.social , which in turn brought me to @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social …
Seems only fitting to share a slop meme in celebration!

One wizard to unite them all…
Wizard Usidore the Blue adding the blue Ass-Eating Rock, earned in grueling contest with Dar, to his… not recognizable metal glove… joining with the powers of other colored rocks from other shows… but listen to MISSION TO ZYXX
March 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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💚If you see this, quote-post your green art!💚

Might only be WIP today to share, but I’m NOT passing up this opportunity to repost The Bargarean Jade! (Especially when she looks this good)

Thank you for sharing! And people, do yourselves a favor- go listen to Mission to Zyxx
Painting acrylic and ink on canvas. Green base layer masked into landscape with mountains, forest, and a stream
March 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Human Artist, let’s QRT with your work!
Before (Also Before)
Oil pastel drawing, purples and white on black paper. A myconid mushroom creature stands on four squat legs and looks up with head turned Oil pastel drawing, purples and white on blue paper. A myconid mushroom creature plays a flute
March 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Other numbers for IL Senator Durbin
March 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Jen from IT Crowd smugly smiling, trying to say ‘thank you’ or something similar in italian, but instead says ‘spiders’
November 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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Sharing WIP to stave off the creative stagnation gloom. Hope you enjoy!
painting on 10x30 canvass (landscape/horizontal) with acrylic and inks. Warm colors, light to dark gradient from orange left to mauve right, with off center light source. Highlights on suggested terrain with metallic shimmer
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Text meme reading,” "Bless me Father for I have sinned. I can't stop thinking about the barenaked ladies." Priest: "And how long has it been since your last confession?" "It's been…”
March 3, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Møøse bites
Screen from Monty Python’s Holy Grail reading, “We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.”
September 28, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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Advertise your account with one Image
Ghoulish Mitch Mc as seen from the protective filter of a Fallout powersuit
September 9, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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Recreating movies, one frame at a time #TheFreeMovie

John Wick 4, 15,866/00:22:02:166
(On pc, w/ mouse, 26th frame drawn)
Drawing of John Wick, close up from the back, looking right over their right shoulder, sitting in front of windows with blinds
September 8, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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Recreating movies, one frame at a time #TheFreeMovie

John Wick 4, 5,565/00:07:43:750
(On pc, w/ mouse, 25th frame drawn)
Drawing of Lance Reddick’s character in a suit, glasses, and striped tie, potentially wishing he was Levar Burton
September 1, 2023 at 5:42 AM
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Recreating movies, one frame at a time #TheFreeMovie

John Wick 4, 11,169/00:15:30:750
(On pc, w/ mouse, 24th frame drawn)
Drawing of a person in sunglasses smiling, standing in a fancy room with carved columns and draped windows, with a bearded person sitting near them
August 29, 2023 at 10:04 PM
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Monday 8/21/2023 7:56pm
Soothing skies
Picture of lavender clouds at sunset over a blue sky, with a tree and pink hydrangea bush in the foreground, with a blurry brick wall framing the left edge
August 24, 2023 at 1:13 PM
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Ooooo nice moon! I tried, but only got squiggle ghosts 🤷‍♀️

Greatly prefer yours. Thanks for sharing!
Picture of the moon and a tree made of melting strings, surrounded by ghosts of street lamps
August 23, 2023 at 3:54 AM
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Recreating movies, one frame at a time #TheFreeMovie

John Wick 4, 35,253/00:48:57:750
(On pc, w/ mouse, 23rd frame drawn)
Drawing of John Wick, standing in front of foliage, holding some coin or medallion, looking a bit like Gollum with the One Ring
August 22, 2023 at 3:16 AM
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Meme pic of raccoon standing up in dumpster, captioned “people are trash - but every now and then mama likes to dumpster dive”
August 17, 2023 at 1:13 PM