Dollop of Mayo 🫠
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my main mental illness is that I post too good
logging in just to say "rip bozo"
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
logging in just to say "rip bozo"
my new laundry detergent smells very much like something I want to drink and I don't think that's good
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
my new laundry detergent smells very much like something I want to drink and I don't think that's good
I haven't been posting very much because I don't want to mostly because every time I load into this website I mostly just find out about yet another insufferable dope who deserves 1,000 swirlies in the nastiest gas station toilet
August 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I haven't been posting very much because I don't want to mostly because every time I load into this website I mostly just find out about yet another insufferable dope who deserves 1,000 swirlies in the nastiest gas station toilet
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It's never a bad time to bring up that we
a b s o l u t e l y
have the resources and ability to provide housing, food, clothing, healthcare, and education to everyone at no direct cost to the individual; and we just choose not to do it.
a b s o l u t e l y
have the resources and ability to provide housing, food, clothing, healthcare, and education to everyone at no direct cost to the individual; and we just choose not to do it.
People should just get paid six thousand dollars a month to exist. You may have counterpoints and things to consider about this idea but let me just get ahead of them: shut up
August 30, 2024 at 7:07 PM
It's never a bad time to bring up that we
a b s o l u t e l y
have the resources and ability to provide housing, food, clothing, healthcare, and education to everyone at no direct cost to the individual; and we just choose not to do it.
a b s o l u t e l y
have the resources and ability to provide housing, food, clothing, healthcare, and education to everyone at no direct cost to the individual; and we just choose not to do it.
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People should just get paid six thousand dollars a month to exist. You may have counterpoints and things to consider about this idea but let me just get ahead of them: shut up
August 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
People should just get paid six thousand dollars a month to exist. You may have counterpoints and things to consider about this idea but let me just get ahead of them: shut up
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aaahahahahahahahahahahaha hoooooooo
everyone's kept getting the bludgeon of "at least dems care about QUEERS" used against them if they ever have any criticism of the party and now we're getting to watch the queers in the party decide which other queers they consider expendable
everyone's kept getting the bludgeon of "at least dems care about QUEERS" used against them if they ever have any criticism of the party and now we're getting to watch the queers in the party decide which other queers they consider expendable
Buttigieg said parents have legitimate concerns.
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
Pete Buttigieg weighs in on ‘fairness’ of transgender kids playing girls’ sports
He said he rejected blanket policies about trans participation in sports.
www.advocate.com
July 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
aaahahahahahahahahahahaha hoooooooo
everyone's kept getting the bludgeon of "at least dems care about QUEERS" used against them if they ever have any criticism of the party and now we're getting to watch the queers in the party decide which other queers they consider expendable
everyone's kept getting the bludgeon of "at least dems care about QUEERS" used against them if they ever have any criticism of the party and now we're getting to watch the queers in the party decide which other queers they consider expendable
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
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the simplest answer to questions like this is the same one the questioners refuse to consider: dems are In On It
Where the f**k was all this reporting from the Times & the Journal on Trump & the world’s most famous child rapist in 2016, 2020, & 2020? Where were the effing Dems & their oppo research? How on earth has it taken this long for this stuff to come out?
Trump’s Name Is on Contributor List for Epstein Birthday Book
www.nytimes.com
July 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the simplest answer to questions like this is the same one the questioners refuse to consider: dems are In On It
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I have nothing to last me, all my money went on getting some food at my pals for us and the dog, I had to borrow £10 to get a taxi the rest of the way home. I have nothing to last me until the 10th, not a penny to my name.
Please help
Paypal: tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
Please help
Paypal: tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
July 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have nothing to last me, all my money went on getting some food at my pals for us and the dog, I had to borrow £10 to get a taxi the rest of the way home. I have nothing to last me until the 10th, not a penny to my name.
Please help
Paypal: tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
Please help
Paypal: tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
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IF YOU HAD JUST VOTED FOR GENOCIDE WE WOULDN'T HAVE ALL THIS GENOCIDE YOU DUMB LEFTIST BABY
July 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
IF YOU HAD JUST VOTED FOR GENOCIDE WE WOULDN'T HAVE ALL THIS GENOCIDE YOU DUMB LEFTIST BABY
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Yesterday's BL giveaway on Itch unexpectedly raised ~$6k from generous tips & donations, thank you!
We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
July 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yesterday's BL giveaway on Itch unexpectedly raised ~$6k from generous tips & donations, thank you!
We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
Hank Hogan is in hell now, balder than ever before
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hank Hogan is in hell now, balder than ever before
If I was Trump I would've already released a sheet of construction paper that had "Epsteen Fyle" on it in red crayon, and on the back it says "Tump innocet"
Would've been good enough for the MAGAts and the Dem establishment
Would've been good enough for the MAGAts and the Dem establishment
July 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If I was Trump I would've already released a sheet of construction paper that had "Epsteen Fyle" on it in red crayon, and on the back it says "Tump innocet"
Would've been good enough for the MAGAts and the Dem establishment
Would've been good enough for the MAGAts and the Dem establishment
parishioners, there's a reason "semen" slant-rhymes with "demon"
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
parishioners, there's a reason "semen" slant-rhymes with "demon"
We've been a failed nation since we let capitalism take the place of democracy
And that's been a good long time
And that's been a good long time
I really hate to say this because I love this country but we are on our way to a failed nation status.
July 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We've been a failed nation since we let capitalism take the place of democracy
And that's been a good long time
And that's been a good long time
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There is literally no reason for the GOP to think Democrats even want to be in power again, let alone use power. Harris lost a race by trying to out-Republican Trump, Dem leadership have spent 6 months in the fetal position, and the Party's current hero, Newsom, is a spineless conservative creep.
This is, to me, the defining dyamic of everything the last six months. Any game theory notion of deterrence or the shoe being on the other foot ever is entirely gone. Either 1) They don't think they'll ever lose power again or 2) they're confident Democrats won't ever do the same things back to them
Budget agreements won’t matter, funding obligations won’t matter, expended funds on the basis of promised reimbursement won’t matter.
You really don’t get the impression the GOP is thinking through what this means for the second they’re not in control.
You really don’t get the impression the GOP is thinking through what this means for the second they’re not in control.
July 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There is literally no reason for the GOP to think Democrats even want to be in power again, let alone use power. Harris lost a race by trying to out-Republican Trump, Dem leadership have spent 6 months in the fetal position, and the Party's current hero, Newsom, is a spineless conservative creep.
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Holy shit.
Christian Smalls reports there have been multiple sabotage attempts on the freedom flotilla ship Handala, including a tank of *acid* that was delivered to them instead of water for the showers and kitchen which burned two crew members.
Christian Smalls reports there have been multiple sabotage attempts on the freedom flotilla ship Handala, including a tank of *acid* that was delivered to them instead of water for the showers and kitchen which burned two crew members.
July 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Holy shit.
Christian Smalls reports there have been multiple sabotage attempts on the freedom flotilla ship Handala, including a tank of *acid* that was delivered to them instead of water for the showers and kitchen which burned two crew members.
Christian Smalls reports there have been multiple sabotage attempts on the freedom flotilla ship Handala, including a tank of *acid* that was delivered to them instead of water for the showers and kitchen which burned two crew members.
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Kinda reached the point where American progressive politician is defined as someone who leaves the Klan hood at home
July 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kinda reached the point where American progressive politician is defined as someone who leaves the Klan hood at home
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"Detention has surged by more than 48 percent since January, pushing the detained population to over 59,000—an all-time high, according to available data."
The US is holding 60,000 people in literal concentration camps, right now.
Act accordingly.
The US is holding 60,000 people in literal concentration camps, right now.
Act accordingly.
June 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Detention has surged by more than 48 percent since January, pushing the detained population to over 59,000—an all-time high, according to available data."
The US is holding 60,000 people in literal concentration camps, right now.
Act accordingly.
The US is holding 60,000 people in literal concentration camps, right now.
Act accordingly.
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people who say "i'll never vote for party A unless they give me X, Y and Z" understand and are participating in democracy. anyone who is like "i will vote for party A under any circumstances no matter what" may as well have a king
July 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
people who say "i'll never vote for party A unless they give me X, Y and Z" understand and are participating in democracy. anyone who is like "i will vote for party A under any circumstances no matter what" may as well have a king
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when you, years out from an election, say "i will vote for that triangulating shitbag throwing minorities under the bus because they'll still be better than the other guy" you need to understand that the triangulating shitbag is Watching You: "they'll still vote for me! no need to change course!"
July 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
when you, years out from an election, say "i will vote for that triangulating shitbag throwing minorities under the bus because they'll still be better than the other guy" you need to understand that the triangulating shitbag is Watching You: "they'll still vote for me! no need to change course!"
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you've watched multiple financial crises, national and international protest movements against police brutality, and even a coup attempt that could've killed some of them do not a goddamn thing to shake dem leadership out of their routine, leaving you feeling even more powerless than before
July 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
you've watched multiple financial crises, national and international protest movements against police brutality, and even a coup attempt that could've killed some of them do not a goddamn thing to shake dem leadership out of their routine, leaving you feeling even more powerless than before
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really does feel like one of the (many) factors of the cranking up of "you have to promise your vote forever" behavior is people watching multiple mass protest movements and national crises fail to budge dem leadership at all, leaving them looking for SOMEWHERE they think they can have influence
July 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
really does feel like one of the (many) factors of the cranking up of "you have to promise your vote forever" behavior is people watching multiple mass protest movements and national crises fail to budge dem leadership at all, leaving them looking for SOMEWHERE they think they can have influence