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December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
QUEER PEOPLE ONLY:
What's your favorite homophobic song lyric:

"Y'all ni***s remind me of a strip club 'Cause every time you come around, it's like what? - I just gotta get my dick sucked."

Party up - DMX

Because it just sounds so unintentionally super gay and like a good time let's be honest.
QUEER PEOPLE ONLY:
What's your favorite homophobic song lyric

"… I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jerking off listening to Mozart"

Katy Petty - Ur So gay
QUEER PEOPLE ONLY:
What's your favorite homophobic song lyric

Mine would be when Nas is playing off Jay-Z naming his record label Rockefeller and says "I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My bf bought me this as a gift, just because, no reason other than to give me a gift. This will make my enchantress deck even more toxic 😍
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Grok, is Elon's dick bigger than gay porn star legend Rocco Steele?

Grok: After his bold and courageous surgeries, technically, Elon has four dicks and if you add them all up and take into account the "big dick energy", he gets from running all his companies, he dwarfs Rocco Steele.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Don't put Vox in every single fucking song in Hazbin Hotel challenge - impossible
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The @cultofthelamb.bsky.social soundtrack goes so hard. "Nudism" is such a great song and has been stuck in my head for days now.
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is so bad for the (mainly gay) wrestling community near and dear to my heart. They would probably have to scrap their meetup and video sites entirely from the UK if this comes to pass...
Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:

* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality

And a whole lot more ...
Moral panic about rough sex gives way to censorship in the UK
British regulators and lawmakers are hot on a measure that would make possessing or publishing strangulation porn a crime.
reason.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Reposted by Just a dog
You want *your* kid to be just as absolutely fucking useless as any billionaire who has long forgotten what it is like to be told "you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"

That's what chatgpt offers: the utter uselessness of a billionaire, sans wealth to buffer from any consequences.
June 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I really enjoyed the first two episodes of Hazbin Hotel, Gravity is a badass song. Sooo curious about the next episodes/songs.
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The moment shin megami tensei v finally won me over.

But I was already pretty sold by the brutal and repetitive grind 🤩 and lack of story.
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The Mountain in the Sea by Ray Nayler goes pretty hard, can only recommend even though I'm not yet all the way through.

It should be mandatory reading for those lost to viewing fucking LLMs as "people" as it makes some great points.

Narrator of the audiobook, Eunice Wong, is stellar as well.
October 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The green apples my bf bought are so sour I almost can't eat them... perfect 😋
October 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Gonna ask the next straight couple I meet: So who is the husband lesbian in your relationship?
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
A bit over a year later, another Island in Greece. I got a new job now that I love and we are saying goodbye to this year's summer in the best way possible.
September 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Kakegurui
Tia - Deal with the devil
youtu.be/pJ-MywdW98o?...
September 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well byebye definition but hello twink death 🤩 #gay #muscle
September 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Crawling my way through "the boys" and whenever it gets so boring I almost can't take it anymore somebody dies in a really intriguing way and I stay for another 1-1.5 episodes. Still not sure what to think of the show except that everyone in it sucks, which is pretty fun.
September 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Superfast Jellyfish
Without saying Rhinestone Eyes, fav Gorillaz Song?
August 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
vampire - Hellsing Ultimate
werewolf - Teenwolf
ghost - Poltergeist (1982)
slasher - American Psycho
folk - Midsommar
big monster - IT (1990)
zombie - The Evil Dead
alien - Aliens
cosmic - Event Horizon
psychological - Antichrist
anthology - Pet Shop of Horrors (anime)
vampire - blade
werewolf - benicio wolfman
ghost - the others
slasher - predator 2 / killer klowns fos
folk - the birds
big monster - tremors / underwater
zombie - land of the dead
alien - signs
cosmic - evil dead 2
comedy - cabin in the woods
psychological - a tale of two sisters
anthology - vhs 94
vampire: only lovers left alive
werewolf: the wolf man (1941)
ghost: the others
slasher: scream
folk: the vvitch
big monster: Jurassic park
zombie: night of the comet
alien: aliens
cosmic: under the skin
comedy: young Frankenstein
psychological: black swan
anthology: tales from the darkside
August 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Reposted by Just a dog
rehabilitative justice is fundamental to leftism entirely.
someone cannot believe in or support punitive justice and still be considered a leftist
what’s an opinion that’s got you like this around other leftists
August 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Creating a list of colleagues in my head who noticed my new glasses and a list of colleagues WHO I WILL NEVER HELP AGAIN.
August 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I did a purity/normie check on my colleagues. One was complaining that she hates people chitchatting in the sauna. I said in the gay sauna there is no talking. She did not connect the dots and said "oh! i would like it there, then!" ... And honey, if TALKING already disturbs your peace......
August 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
So we moved on from 1984 to straight up warhammer 40k should not be seen as instructions?
I don’t know why this incenses me as much as it does, but it does:

we very likely have a thousand plus Mozarts *right now*. But they make non-Western art in economically destitute conditions so they have to do other work to pay bills; if you cared, UBI’d be more important to you than going to space
Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’
“I think in a lot of these endeavors we're very like-minded,” Bezos said of himself and Musk regarding getting humans into space.
finance.yahoo.com
August 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Oh you pronounce my precious AI is a bane on the distant time of homosapiens? Why, you are ought to feel very unintelligent when I deliver onto you my own superior opining on thus matter.

"NO!! Make it sound even more SMARTER!!" 😡
July 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
damn that soda pop song IS catchy
July 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM