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OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.

MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.

OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Tyrese 😭😭😭
June 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
May be
Buck Millions
Now you understand the pain in Dan bonginos eyes
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Carney absolutely _cooking_ in the fourth quarter. I've never seen such a dramatic reversal of fortunes in a Canadian election.
March 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Sometimes you’ll see a profile of Bluesky where someone will say “although I enjoy it now, I worry that it will eventually include paid engagement and be purchased by Lothar: Master of Bones, who will consume us all in the tornado of souls” and it’s like can we just appreciate fun posts for a bit
December 5, 2024 at 8:46 PM
All you're saying is that it's possible and currently legal.

You can legally take videos of strangers without consent, but you can't make them into a movie.

The only plausible reason to skeet scrape is to train GPTs, an ostensibly commercial endeavor.

The use case changes the ethical valence.
Do you realize that not everything needs to be explicitly consented to? You can take pictures of people in public (in the US) without their explicit consent, because being in public implies that they are fine with being photographed. Same here with posts.
November 27, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Elonia is uniquely depressing because it combines "calling Trump and Putin gay is fine because they are _actually_ homophobes" and "drumpf magats is effective political commentary", two utterly microwaved ideas that were notably absent from pre-Xit bsky.
November 26, 2024 at 4:22 PM
This is pure centritis doo doo brain stuff, but:

1/ Probably yes, actually. The right created a parallel online ecosystem for Nazis and radicalized a major platform, then won an historic mandate to enact fascism. Lefties need space to consolidate ideas.
Opinion - The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons: In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons
In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
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November 22, 2024 at 4:59 PM
When it's time for work but the boys are all snugged up
November 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
With the exception of Tommy Fury, Jake Paul's team has done an excellent job picking virtually guaranteed wins that casuals can still imagine taking his head off.
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Please no, not another four years of the Queen’s sassy brooches. It’s undignified.
Holy shit.

It just occurred to me that Biden completely played Trump by signaling a hidden message.

Check. Out. That. Fire.
November 17, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Nice to see this kind of sentiment getting dunked to the bottom of the ocean.
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Blocking EVERY MAGA only exacerbates the same communication silos Musk created artificially. We WANT our ideas to be heard broadly. We NEED to hear theirs to counter them.
Please don't put the everyday MAGA on block lists. We should only block the leading LIARS.
We WANT X-party discourse here.
November 16, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Are they fucking serious with this shit?!
September 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM