i hate when people disrespect Life
December 1, 2024 at 6:04 AM
i hate when people disrespect Life
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
i like that everyone seems to be having a nice time on here
November 19, 2024 at 3:31 PM
i like that everyone seems to be having a nice time on here
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I’m going to be the Pop Crave of Bluesky
September 21, 2023 at 5:47 PM
I’m going to be the Pop Crave of Bluesky
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i don't have enemies, i'm evil but i try my hardest to be kind
November 19, 2024 at 4:30 AM
i don't have enemies, i'm evil but i try my hardest to be kind
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Can someone who is good with law tell me if my Spotify Wrapped can be used against me in court
November 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Can someone who is good with law tell me if my Spotify Wrapped can be used against me in court
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day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
November 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
they call it a complex because of um. On account of how it makes you difficult
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
they call it a complex because of um. On account of how it makes you difficult
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Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
the other day i had a friend very earnestly ask me what the khia asylum was
November 19, 2024 at 2:58 PM
the other day i had a friend very earnestly ask me what the khia asylum was
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i mean if youre really that young
you should be applying for baby status
youll get to cry and stuff
crawl
you should be applying for baby status
youll get to cry and stuff
crawl
August 4, 2023 at 7:20 PM
i mean if youre really that young
you should be applying for baby status
youll get to cry and stuff
crawl
you should be applying for baby status
youll get to cry and stuff
crawl
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In the olden days they'd kill you for feeling kind of weird
August 4, 2023 at 6:42 AM
In the olden days they'd kill you for feeling kind of weird
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If I was being kept at a facility I'd make the most of it
July 22, 2023 at 3:58 PM
If I was being kept at a facility I'd make the most of it
“i’ll cross that bridge when i get there” is one of the funniest phrases to me. like you see the bridge in the distance, yet you choose to shrug it off. beautiful
July 17, 2023 at 3:33 AM
“i’ll cross that bridge when i get there” is one of the funniest phrases to me. like you see the bridge in the distance, yet you choose to shrug it off. beautiful
that’s so cool that i can be the grocery store
July 13, 2023 at 3:57 AM
that’s so cool that i can be the grocery store
i never care when people on twitter are arguing about places, they’re all beautiful to me. i’m a global citizen. i come from a place of love
July 12, 2023 at 10:04 PM
i never care when people on twitter are arguing about places, they’re all beautiful to me. i’m a global citizen. i come from a place of love
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Thank You for showing me. Beautiful heart and mind
July 11, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Thank You for showing me. Beautiful heart and mind
lots of people are talking about Napoleon which made me think of this bit in war and peace where he’s waiting to claim victory over Moscow and practicing a speech, daydreaming about it and everything for 2 hours because his advisors thought it was too awkward to tell him the city was deserted
July 11, 2023 at 11:27 PM
lots of people are talking about Napoleon which made me think of this bit in war and peace where he’s waiting to claim victory over Moscow and practicing a speech, daydreaming about it and everything for 2 hours because his advisors thought it was too awkward to tell him the city was deserted
i’m at the gas station picking out a snack. and i’m taking a normal amount of time about it and everything.
July 2, 2023 at 4:08 AM
i’m at the gas station picking out a snack. and i’m taking a normal amount of time about it and everything.