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hmmm
i am an appetite
December 29, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Very interesting...
December 28, 2024 at 1:45 AM
When athletes wear a suit it feels like a holstered gun.
December 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Infielder: Oh man, I better convert this batted ball to an out
The batted ball:
December 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Researchers found “that the costs Walmart imposes in the form of not only lower earnings but also higher unemployment in the wider community outweigh the savings it provides for shoppers.”
The Walmart Effect
New research suggests that the company makes the communities it operates in poorer—even taking into account its famous low prices.
www.theatlantic.com
December 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Dermatologists HATE her: The Story of the Dermatologist Killer
December 24, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting

not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real
December 22, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Nós temos um encontro marcado hoje, às 20h30, em rede nacional de rádio e televisão. O Natal é um bom momento para relembrarmos os ensinamentos de Cristo: a compaixão, a fraternidade, o respeito e o amor ao próximo.

📸 Ricardo Stuckert
December 23, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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(smiling sagely) Knowledges power
December 22, 2024 at 2:33 AM
im pretty good at drawing at least for somebody who sucks at drawing
December 20, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Restaurants should make you beg for water
December 19, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
theonion.com/experts-reco...
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 6:43 PM
blood lemon
December 17, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
December 14, 2024 at 1:30 PM
first <10 🥳
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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hard core: the journal of the british apple systems user group, newsletter, cover (1984) archive.org/details/BASU...
December 5, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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(Robert Frost switches sides of the hallway to avoid us)
Me: Ohh, looks like someone's taking the road less traveled, eh fellas?
(friends chuckling)
Largest Friend: (crushing water bottle in his hands) You're a dead man, Frost!!
December 7, 2024 at 7:58 PM
December 7, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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was reminded of the existence of alexandra botez and immediately remembered this amazing chess opening for black
December 5, 2024 at 12:36 AM
my warm hat topped with a puffball is giving south park realness
December 3, 2024 at 4:50 PM
19 °F
December 2, 2024 at 1:06 PM