Alex P
peacefulshrew.bsky.social
Alex P
@peacefulshrew.bsky.social
Just like an animal or beast
Molecular Hydrogen-Enriched Water occupies such a strange zone
Mechanistic validity, many positive trials including RCTs, lab verification that supersaturation in pressurised containers is possible
But only adopted by Quantum Chiropractors and scorned by the reasonable
August 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
mate they call me fuckin sloppy joe
August 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Terracotta… or perhaps just terracot?
August 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
oh my god it’s a rumpelstilt
August 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Am I not—as they say—baby? Such hydromancy is beyond me.
August 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Taurine has an unpleasant savour
August 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
In meadow we build snowman.
August 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I started slurping on creatine recently and my bod is going wild for it , when I become thirsty it becomes very salty if I offer it anything other than Creatine Water
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
She’s a pancake flip
August 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@literalshipley.bsky.social very cool and masterful Sethnacious one
July 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
In search of a creamy bitch
July 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by Alex P
Jaywalking legend @tinymira.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@parsleypig.bsky.social Ondrew Hossie seemeth highly involved in and responsive to his comique fan squad, he remaineth retweeting their shiddy fan creations all the time… this I did not expect.
July 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
@parsleypig.bsky.social to truth you, sweet lemon pie? I asked the wise Gemini what essences I must purchase to round out my collection. He answered very well and said vetiver, patchouli, ylang ylang, cardamom……… sandalwood (>£50 per 2ml) and jasmine absolute (£85 for 5ml) 🤣
July 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have concocted a blend of the following essences:
Petitgrain bigarade
Lavandin grosso
Virginian cedarwood
Juniper berry
Clove bud
Cinnamon bark
Boswellia carterii
Bourbon geranium
Clary sage
Black pepper
Labdanum absolute

Even now it macerates.
July 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@parsleypig.bsky.social I read a Deltarunic fanfixion I thought was rather good (well, I must have, I’ve not read anything in year); it was quite miserable and I had nightmares following it, though not directly related in content
July 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
@parsleypig.bsky.social Toriel… you’re acting as if you’re blind to Asgore’s impossible position. The hope—false and doomed as is—of an entire people lies on the shoulders of ONE of you. Only ONE of you is at liberty to act all self-righteous and run away to the Ruins without a nation crumbling.
June 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The way bro pirouettes and begs!
The way bro slurps a dozen eggs!
The way bro fills the pot with stew!

…are you sure he isn’t you?
June 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Now my heart is troubled—and whom shall I ship?
June 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Most Insane Parables of the Lord Demon
May 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
who must raise the family and run the home? 🤔
May 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Artist of Commissions is selling pieces for $15 “pay half at the start and half when the art is completed!”
🥺
Imagine paying the Artist of Commissions $7.50
Doesn’t it make you cry?
May 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
@parsleypig.bsky.social how Deltarunic are you?

Some levels of Deltarunicism might include:

- I’m at the cutting edge! Screaming Ape theory confirmed.

- Pretty darn Deltarunic! I have some thoughts on how some threads might come together.
May 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Ah…
Long-bodied serpentine snake…
May 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Considering performing a cross-post
May 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM