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Barry Beanbag
@djmeatbag.bsky.social
Professional amateur, here to post memes
"It's not that deep" is the call of any gen z swan diving into conservativism
May 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
If I am silently hanging out with you there's an 80% chance I'm just waiting for you to leave and am trying to figure out how to ask
April 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A dude in my house is learning Spanish and another dude in my house is learning Chinese and I find myself actively dodging vocabulary lessons so often I may as well be conservative
April 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
April 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
April 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Didn't know he was a dancer
Today would have been Albert Einstein's 100th birthday. Rest it peace. He invented the robot
March 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
March 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I would like dolphin-unsafe tuna. Dolphins are dicks. Actually fuck tuna what does dolphin taste like
February 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
They call me giant feet
I'm the guy with the giant feet
When I trip on my sneakers I go
Chick-chickee boom, chick-chickee boom
February 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Progressive in the streets excessive in the sheets
January 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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David Lynch on inspiration in diners.
January 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them
January 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I just saw a lady in a long puffy coat and purple headphones, smiling to herself, walking her pretty dog in the snow.
January 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A blush container that's hard to open is a rougebrick cube
January 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I call LaserWash anchorite
January 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I like the idea that Nintendo execs have had a lot of meetings like, "Can we even sell Luigi stuff in America now. Are there extra steps. Will people be mad." It's a problem they didn't cause, but now it's on their plate. One has to appreciate the situation on some level
December 29, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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I heard there was a secret hole
At the arcade you can role
But you don't really care for skee-ball, do you
It goes like this: you curve the ball
It goes past 50. It breaks the stall
A confused employee saying, "Hallelujah"
December 29, 2024 at 5:23 PM
December 26, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Hell yeah
Danish painter
Esben Hanefelt Kristensen Brightening up our day
December 15, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Better the hobo bonobo you know, bro
December 15, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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New #JWST image just dropped 🔭🐡🧪
November 23, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Heh
November 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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There are OBVIOUS exceptions but in the aggregate millennial guys are kind of undefeated in being normal among men grouped by generation. I love you normal millennial guys
November 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM