David
@djhoch.bsky.social
Husband, father, small business owner. Yankees/49ers. He/him.
Taking my 6yo to the @wshcommanders.bsky.social game tomorrow think this sign will get him on the @netflix.com broadcast? (His idea!)
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Taking my 6yo to the @wshcommanders.bsky.social game tomorrow think this sign will get him on the @netflix.com broadcast? (His idea!)
Everyone: can we just own the things we buy and maybe have printers that actually print?
Big tech: we hear you!
Big tech: we hear you!
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Everyone: can we just own the things we buy and maybe have printers that actually print?
Big tech: we hear you!
Big tech: we hear you!
Dems: let’s not talk about this or acknowledge its existence even though it is incredibly obvious that by substance it is accurate until we get dna evidence of its provenance.
MAGA: illegal immigrants are eating cats and buying all the houses!
Dems: sucking at politics for time immemorial.
MAGA: illegal immigrants are eating cats and buying all the houses!
Dems: sucking at politics for time immemorial.
I’m skeptical about that letter Epstein supposedly attempted to send to Larry Nasser, and I’m worried that if it turns out to be fake, it’ll be used to discredit + undermine otherwise credible evidence. Can we all pump the brakes on it until it’s verified by a handwriting expert?
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Dems: let’s not talk about this or acknowledge its existence even though it is incredibly obvious that by substance it is accurate until we get dna evidence of its provenance.
MAGA: illegal immigrants are eating cats and buying all the houses!
Dems: sucking at politics for time immemorial.
MAGA: illegal immigrants are eating cats and buying all the houses!
Dems: sucking at politics for time immemorial.
@benjaminkabak.com How’s NYC doing on their under 300 pace?
Chicago’s Homicides Are Headed for Lowest Tally in 60 Years @business
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
@benjaminkabak.com How’s NYC doing on their under 300 pace?
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets her PhD.
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets her PhD.
No idea how that was lined up in the neutral zone. Absolute phantom call. But Elliott missed anyway. Ball don’t lie.
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
No idea how that was lined up in the neutral zone. Absolute phantom call. But Elliott missed anyway. Ball don’t lie.
Niners and Seahawks both control their own fate for the one seed. They face each other in the final game of the season. If both teams win their next two games, they’ll be playing for the bye.
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Niners and Seahawks both control their own fate for the one seed. They face each other in the final game of the season. If both teams win their next two games, they’ll be playing for the bye.
That was the most bonkers 2pt conversion ever.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That was the most bonkers 2pt conversion ever.
Seattle looks completely overmatched on both sides of the ball. It’s a miracle they’re not down by 14.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Seattle looks completely overmatched on both sides of the ball. It’s a miracle they’re not down by 14.
I will never understand why AWS AI advertises on tv. Ok, they power the NFL’s analytics. Cool. What am I supposed to do with that information?
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I will never understand why AWS AI advertises on tv. Ok, they power the NFL’s analytics. Cool. What am I supposed to do with that information?
A couple months ago I got to bean this motherfucker in the head with a bag of candy at my nephew’s bar mitzvah and it was exactly as satisfying as you imagine.
Ben Shapiro: "Today I want to talk about something even more important — how to discern those attempting to speak truth from frauds and grifters…The conservative movement is in danger from charlatans who claim to speak in the name of principle but actually traffic in conspiracy and dishonesty."
December 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A couple months ago I got to bean this motherfucker in the head with a bag of candy at my nephew’s bar mitzvah and it was exactly as satisfying as you imagine.
FOR TONIGHT ONLY: Let’s go Seahawks!
(A Seahawks win tonight and the Niners winning out gets them the one seed)
(A Seahawks win tonight and the Niners winning out gets them the one seed)
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
FOR TONIGHT ONLY: Let’s go Seahawks!
(A Seahawks win tonight and the Niners winning out gets them the one seed)
(A Seahawks win tonight and the Niners winning out gets them the one seed)
This answer is perfection.
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This answer is perfection.
Fuck this framing. This isn’t a “many experts warn” situation. This is fact. It IS an act of war. There are documents and treaties of which the US is a signatory that clearly state that it is.
I hate this both sides bullshit. If it’s raining just fucking say so! Not Experts say it might be raining.
I hate this both sides bullshit. If it’s raining just fucking say so! Not Experts say it might be raining.
Many experts warn that under international law, President Trump's blockade of Venezuela is an act of war.
🚨The House will vote TODAY on two War Powers Resolutions to block President Trump from launching unauthorized, disastrous new war against Venezuela.
Action resource⬇️
🚨The House will vote TODAY on two War Powers Resolutions to block President Trump from launching unauthorized, disastrous new war against Venezuela.
Action resource⬇️
'Unquestionably an Act of War': Trump Declares Naval Blockade Against Venezuela | Common Dreams
US President Donald Trump declared a blockade on "all sanctioned oil tankers" approaching and leaving Venezuela, a major escalation in what's widely seen as a march to war with the South American nati...
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December 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fuck this framing. This isn’t a “many experts warn” situation. This is fact. It IS an act of war. There are documents and treaties of which the US is a signatory that clearly state that it is.
I hate this both sides bullshit. If it’s raining just fucking say so! Not Experts say it might be raining.
I hate this both sides bullshit. If it’s raining just fucking say so! Not Experts say it might be raining.
🎉The Kansas City Chiefs have been eliminated!🎉
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
🎉The Kansas City Chiefs have been eliminated!🎉
Do the Bills know they are not actually required to be down 2-3 scores before they start scoring?
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Do the Bills know they are not actually required to be down 2-3 scores before they start scoring?
Counterpoint: look how fucking stupid anyone who put them in power again and still supports them actually is.
Its kind of insulting just how stupid they think everyone is
December 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Counterpoint: look how fucking stupid anyone who put them in power again and still supports them actually is.
This advice goes for all the time. People who are shitty to retail workers (or restaurant workers) are awful and should be sentenced to working one of those jobs for a minimum of three months. With the pay and “benefits” that go with them.
Your friendly reminder to be patient, polite, and wear a mask while doing your Christmas shopping this weekend, retail workers are not elves we are humans whose lower backs hurt
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This advice goes for all the time. People who are shitty to retail workers (or restaurant workers) are awful and should be sentenced to working one of those jobs for a minimum of three months. With the pay and “benefits” that go with them.
@johnrogers.bsky.social John, always been curious about The Rundown Job in S5. It’s got a completely different feel and style, No Tim or Gina… Christian has a different haircut, tone is much more serious. Always felt like a pilot for a more actiony-based spinoff that never happened.
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
@johnrogers.bsky.social John, always been curious about The Rundown Job in S5. It’s got a completely different feel and style, No Tim or Gina… Christian has a different haircut, tone is much more serious. Always felt like a pilot for a more actiony-based spinoff that never happened.
Y’know how you never see Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana in the same place at the same time? It’s pretty much the same thing.
Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
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Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
An agent criticized for his role in a violent arrest boosted racist and anti-LGBT posts on his X account.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Y’know how you never see Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana in the same place at the same time? It’s pretty much the same thing.
Tom, this is beeswax and this man is taking it very, very personal.
It’s not personal, Sonny, it’s strictly beeswax.
It’s not personal, Sonny, it’s strictly beeswax.
Takin' care of beeswax...
Killing is my beeswax and . . . beeswax is good! bsky.app/profile/webw...
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Tom, this is beeswax and this man is taking it very, very personal.
It’s not personal, Sonny, it’s strictly beeswax.
It’s not personal, Sonny, it’s strictly beeswax.
Good thing Dems bailed the republicans out on the shutdown just so they can hold a straight up and down vote on the ACA subsidies that they lost. Democrats don’t need an opposition party when they have Schumer and Jeffries shooting themselves in the dicks non-stop.
We have our answer: 4 million.
Senate Republicans just voted to kick 4 million Americans off their health insurance to fund their tax cuts for billionaires & mega-corporations.
I agree with those who say we need to drastically reform the system, but this isn't reform, it's regression.
Senate Republicans just voted to kick 4 million Americans off their health insurance to fund their tax cuts for billionaires & mega-corporations.
I agree with those who say we need to drastically reform the system, but this isn't reform, it's regression.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Good thing Dems bailed the republicans out on the shutdown just so they can hold a straight up and down vote on the ACA subsidies that they lost. Democrats don’t need an opposition party when they have Schumer and Jeffries shooting themselves in the dicks non-stop.
Eleanor explaining healthcare and American selfishness on TGP: In America, everyone does whatever they want, society did break down, it’s terrible, and it’s great! You only look out for number one, scream at whoever disagrees with you, there are no bees because they all died, and if you need surgery
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Eleanor explaining healthcare and American selfishness on TGP: In America, everyone does whatever they want, society did break down, it’s terrible, and it’s great! You only look out for number one, scream at whoever disagrees with you, there are no bees because they all died, and if you need surgery
Imagine you’re Soto. One season with the Yanks and you play in the WS. You can spend your entire prime batting behind the best hitter in the game... So you go across town over a half a percent difference in contract offers only to watch your new team let all their best players who aren’t you walk.
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles and Pete Alonso have agreed to a five-year, $155M contract, a source confirms to @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Imagine you’re Soto. One season with the Yanks and you play in the WS. You can spend your entire prime batting behind the best hitter in the game... So you go across town over a half a percent difference in contract offers only to watch your new team let all their best players who aren’t you walk.
Admit it, you don’t know if this headline is parody or not.
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Admit it, you don’t know if this headline is parody or not.