David
@djhoch.bsky.social
Husband, father, small business owner. Yankees/49ers. He/him.
Then stop complaining about old man aches and pains every time you play soccer!
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Then stop complaining about old man aches and pains every time you play soccer!
Only one team better than stink in the entire league?
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Only one team better than stink in the entire league?
“Everyone is an easy mark if you have the right bait.”
~Eliot Spencer, Lev: Red S3 E4
~Eliot Spencer, Lev: Red S3 E4
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Everyone is an easy mark if you have the right bait.”
~Eliot Spencer, Lev: Red S3 E4
~Eliot Spencer, Lev: Red S3 E4
Do you know where I can send Kyle Shanahan the bill for treating the 12 heart attacks I had this evening as a Niner fan?
Ooh, new idea to make billions off the backs of those without anything: sports rooting insurance! When you punch that wall and break your hand? Covered!
Ooh, new idea to make billions off the backs of those without anything: sports rooting insurance! When you punch that wall and break your hand? Covered!
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Do you know where I can send Kyle Shanahan the bill for treating the 12 heart attacks I had this evening as a Niner fan?
Ooh, new idea to make billions off the backs of those without anything: sports rooting insurance! When you punch that wall and break your hand? Covered!
Ooh, new idea to make billions off the backs of those without anything: sports rooting insurance! When you punch that wall and break your hand? Covered!
Imagine if the Niners had a defense. Like, even a league average defense. They’d be unstoppable.
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Imagine if the Niners had a defense. Like, even a league average defense. They’d be unstoppable.
He was wide open. Geno Smith could’ve made that throw.
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
He was wide open. Geno Smith could’ve made that throw.
Doses a quesadilla count? It’s basically Mexican grilled cheese.
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Doses a quesadilla count? It’s basically Mexican grilled cheese.
Yea. It’s weird they felt the need to censor it. Weirder that they censored it with the wrong number of stars.
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yea. It’s weird they felt the need to censor it. Weirder that they censored it with the wrong number of stars.
Buproprion ftw. Prolly saved my life. Just guessing though.
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Buproprion ftw. Prolly saved my life. Just guessing though.
Sell it to shady seafood restaurants at a huge discount?
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sell it to shady seafood restaurants at a huge discount?
Remember, there’s nothing stopping you from celebrating new years in like the UK at 7pm. We’ve been doing it with our kids their whole lives.
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Remember, there’s nothing stopping you from celebrating new years in like the UK at 7pm. We’ve been doing it with our kids their whole lives.
I have several questions about Robin’s disembodied head already answered by the drawing.
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have several questions about Robin’s disembodied head already answered by the drawing.
Editor: “right wing asshole” is redundant. Consider rephrasing.
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Editor: “right wing asshole” is redundant. Consider rephrasing.
Gotta say, every day I believe that a little bit less.
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Gotta say, every day I believe that a little bit less.
Don’t know if you’re talking to the US Junior hockey team or the country slipping rapidly into naziism. Could go either way really.
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Don’t know if you’re talking to the US Junior hockey team or the country slipping rapidly into naziism. Could go either way really.
There’s a great scene in The Wire where Carcetti gets locked in a room till he hits his target and still refuses to make the calls cause he hates it so much.
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
There’s a great scene in The Wire where Carcetti gets locked in a room till he hits his target and still refuses to make the calls cause he hates it so much.
I understand that. But when you have people- a LOT of people- who literally think up is down, left is right, and science is witchcraft, you end up with a thoroughly broken society. And the least informed vote in the least qualified and most predatory. Oh look. It’s what we have.
December 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I understand that. But when you have people- a LOT of people- who literally think up is down, left is right, and science is witchcraft, you end up with a thoroughly broken society. And the least informed vote in the least qualified and most predatory. Oh look. It’s what we have.
I desperately want to include a 5th grade civics test and a demonstration of like the most basic understanding of how the world actually works. But I know shit like that was weaponized against Black people during reconstruction and Jim Crow. But we desperately need to demonstrate basic competence.
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I desperately want to include a 5th grade civics test and a demonstration of like the most basic understanding of how the world actually works. But I know shit like that was weaponized against Black people during reconstruction and Jim Crow. But we desperately need to demonstrate basic competence.