turd ferguson
@divertedroomba.bsky.social
i can unzip the top of my head. it's where i keep my trauma, my pyjamas, and a little sweet treat
mercury truly do be retrograding rn
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
mercury truly do be retrograding rn
i can't be the only one who's noticed that the youtube view count indicator has changed from capital letters to lower case, right? RIGHT?!
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
i can't be the only one who's noticed that the youtube view count indicator has changed from capital letters to lower case, right? RIGHT?!
FIGHTING the urge to share fun facts in response to people's ig stories
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
FIGHTING the urge to share fun facts in response to people's ig stories
crying about oscar mcinerney retiring at 2.30am yes my medication is definitely working why do you ask
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
crying about oscar mcinerney retiring at 2.30am yes my medication is definitely working why do you ask
hehehehehe i broke the record for heaviest thing ever lifted at my gym tonight hehehehehe
October 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
hehehehehe i broke the record for heaviest thing ever lifted at my gym tonight hehehehehe
also hello again, it's been a while! uni has been hectic, placement even more so, and i'm launching a business soon - watch this space 🌞
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
also hello again, it's been a while! uni has been hectic, placement even more so, and i'm launching a business soon - watch this space 🌞
perfectionism is SO STUPID i just deadlifted 3x102kg for the first time ever (previous pb was 92kg) but i'm mad at myself because i couldn't do it six times???
July 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
perfectionism is SO STUPID i just deadlifted 3x102kg for the first time ever (previous pb was 92kg) but i'm mad at myself because i couldn't do it six times???
fun fact: it's possible to sprain your pelvis. how did i learn this? i'll tell you when my back stops hurting
May 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
fun fact: it's possible to sprain your pelvis. how did i learn this? i'll tell you when my back stops hurting
don't mind me, just having another breakdown reading the latest thursday murder club book
May 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
don't mind me, just having another breakdown reading the latest thursday murder club book
have seen this post floating around insta and want to give @grammargirl.bsky.social credit here too. i know it's about ai but in general, as experts/educators, one of the realest things we can do is to say "i don't know"
May 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
have seen this post floating around insta and want to give @grammargirl.bsky.social credit here too. i know it's about ai but in general, as experts/educators, one of the realest things we can do is to say "i don't know"
the new gaga single reminded me of something
May 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
the new gaga single reminded me of something
so many people asking for proof that there was vote rigging at eurovision. australia also does a primetime vote, and israel scored 23% approval. so how in the ever living fuck did they get our 12 televote points?????
May 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
so many people asking for proof that there was vote rigging at eurovision. australia also does a primetime vote, and israel scored 23% approval. so how in the ever living fuck did they get our 12 televote points?????
i feel grief. i cannot sum up the events any other way
May 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i feel grief. i cannot sum up the events any other way
how in the ever living fuck did switzerland get 0 from the televote
May 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
how in the ever living fuck did switzerland get 0 from the televote
HAPPY GRAND FINAL DAY IT IS 4.30AM WHY DO I DO THIS EVERY YEAR I AM SO TIRED
May 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
HAPPY GRAND FINAL DAY IT IS 4.30AM WHY DO I DO THIS EVERY YEAR I AM SO TIRED
switzerland, albania or finland pls and thank. if it's sweden or austria i won't be mad but these are my winner predictions/hopes for esc
May 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
switzerland, albania or finland pls and thank. if it's sweden or austria i won't be mad but these are my winner predictions/hopes for esc
have been told that asking if mamagama was that uk restaurant chain would have done numbers on the bird app. happy esc week my brain is fried already and i love it
May 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
have been told that asking if mamagama was that uk restaurant chain would have done numbers on the bird app. happy esc week my brain is fried already and i love it
Reposted by turd ferguson
got addicted to zoning out in meetings and watching the recordings later and now I have 42 hours of recordings to watch
May 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
got addicted to zoning out in meetings and watching the recordings later and now I have 42 hours of recordings to watch
haaaaaaaaappy eurovision 🥰
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
haaaaaaaaappy eurovision 🥰
hey ebu, nice try cutting the cameras at the eurovision turquoise carpet but the message is loud and clear. we see the flags, we hear the chanting, and we see through your bullshit
May 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
hey ebu, nice try cutting the cameras at the eurovision turquoise carpet but the message is loud and clear. we see the flags, we hear the chanting, and we see through your bullshit
bought the rat dog a rainbow led collar and he looks so fancy 🥰
May 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
bought the rat dog a rainbow led collar and he looks so fancy 🥰
the rsd is real and loud tonight but i also did my first ever proper deadlift and i feel v strong. swings and roundabouts
May 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
the rsd is real and loud tonight but i also did my first ever proper deadlift and i feel v strong. swings and roundabouts
in other news, what a time to be a brisbane lions fan am i right
May 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
in other news, what a time to be a brisbane lions fan am i right
adhd be like
Three (3) drinks are the appropriate number of drinks in any situation: one for hydration, one go-to comfort drink, and one to take the edge off of the end times
May 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
adhd be like