turd ferguson
divertedroomba.bsky.social
turd ferguson
@divertedroomba.bsky.social
i can unzip the top of my head. it's where i keep my trauma, my pyjamas, and a little sweet treat
did you know that quokkas are nocturnal but some of them have changed their sleeping patterns on rottnest island so they can hang with the tourists
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
and now i'm MAD AT MYSELF for being MAD AT MYSELF ffs
July 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
i ALSO lifted 6x97kg tonight which is a new pb but does that matter to my DUMB BRAIN?! NO because i FAILED AT THE HARDER THING
July 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"i don't know why we're on this earth, truly i don't, but if i wanted to find the answer, i would begin with how much i love you"

so absolutely devastatingly beautiful. what a joy these are to read, even if they reduce me to a blubbering mess
May 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
not knowing isn't a problem. lying to your students is. if they ask a question and you're not sure, go and find the answer to share with them next time!
May 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
please turn your sound on, this is so stupid and i have been laughing for ten minutes
May 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
did you know that hellocobber is australian for "hi friend"
May 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
for what it's worth, estonia received a 90% approval rating tonight but only got 6 televote points this morning
May 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM