turd ferguson
divertedroomba.bsky.social
turd ferguson
@divertedroomba.bsky.social
i can unzip the top of my head. it's where i keep my trauma, my pyjamas, and a little sweet treat
have seen this post floating around insta and want to give @grammargirl.bsky.social credit here too. i know it's about ai but in general, as experts/educators, one of the realest things we can do is to say "i don't know"
May 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
the new gaga single reminded me of something
May 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
May 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
hey ebu, nice try cutting the cameras at the eurovision turquoise carpet but the message is loud and clear. we see the flags, we hear the chanting, and we see through your bullshit
May 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
no talk me im angy
May 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
happy #nationalpetday to my best friend, and to all your animal pals
April 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
obligatory not a cat, but this boy is edward nubberson, eddie for short
April 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the beginnings of the embroidery wall. you know, because you can't embroider onto a wall (or if you can, please teach me how)
April 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
my son demanded a walk this morning and when i did not do so fast enough, he stood on me
April 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
welkom in europa, blijf hier tot ik doodga
December 6, 2024 at 5:57 AM
beach dog beach dog beach dog
November 28, 2024 at 9:06 AM
whatever, sometimes i get excited and write run-on sentences. i got over it.

until i opened this week's resources just now and was faced with THIS. EXCUSE ME??? THE NERVE
November 26, 2024 at 1:13 PM
my copy of daddy day care was taped off a dvd. we forgot it was recording and paused the movie partway through, so for every rewatch, the movie sat on this exact shot of this kid ripping farts in the backyard for about two minutes
November 25, 2024 at 8:38 AM
a friend of mine accidentally quoted #taskmaster and when i explained that he did so and then apologised for rattling off the season and episode title like a weird little encyclopaedia, he said this. i feel so seen
November 25, 2024 at 7:16 AM