Xander
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Xander
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Now 20% less MSG!
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On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Red Rocks Amphitheater - - New Deal build
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Was looking through an old sketchbook and found this. Idk what the kid was supposed to say but it’s cracking me up.
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Today we celebrate the first time the pilgrims ever dropped it low and made it clap. They yearned for freedom.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I drew the cast of Swan Boy from the hit web comic by @bransonreese.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Every day I see a new ad on the subway that’s like- “Your Accounts Receivable is still managing EMGs in totality? That’s Gay. Use SPLOMP instead” and then there’s like an ai generated picture of a pizza next to a phone
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Many such cases
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
Supermarket Billionaire Reacts To Mamdani’s Win
Big Apple billionaire John Catsimatidis planned to move his business to New Jersey if Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor. Now he’s reconsidering.
www.forbes.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Happy Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Malort isn't even that bad.
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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the frankenstain bears
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Slamming a bottle of Benadryl and listening to some “Alfred and The Chipmunks”
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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if it's GOOSE with two Os, those are jam band bros

if it's GEESE with two Es, have some indie psych please
January 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Don't worry guys, I have a genius plan to stop political violence.

Step 1: Make elite consensus be that the mild peaceful disapproval be treated as equivalent to violence.

Step 2: Have the government openly violate the law in a manner which proves it nonbinding.

Step 3: Crash the economy.
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trying to sell something on facebook marketplace and it is astounding how many people are functionally illiterate
September 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just spent days on a drawing in Procreate, and while I’m happy with how it came out, there’s a nagging feeling that it looks just like ai slop. I hate that
September 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM