Col. Will Porter
@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social
Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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My grandfather made 3 scheduled payments of $10 to pay for an H&R 922 back in the 30s. My dad asked me if I could imagine making scheduled payments on a $30 purchase.
I'm not talking to him at the moment so I'm telling you all that $30 in the 1930s is over $570 today.
So, yes. I can.
I'm not talking to him at the moment so I'm telling you all that $30 in the 1930s is over $570 today.
So, yes. I can.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My grandfather made 3 scheduled payments of $10 to pay for an H&R 922 back in the 30s. My dad asked me if I could imagine making scheduled payments on a $30 purchase.
I'm not talking to him at the moment so I'm telling you all that $30 in the 1930s is over $570 today.
So, yes. I can.
I'm not talking to him at the moment so I'm telling you all that $30 in the 1930s is over $570 today.
So, yes. I can.
I can't fan-art without including Tony Hawk's Pro Red Dead Redemption 2.
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I can't fan-art without including Tony Hawk's Pro Red Dead Redemption 2.
Get their asses.
If you've got published work, look yourself up and hop on the "actions have consequences" train.
If you've got published work, look yourself up and hop on the "actions have consequences" train.
Ruin them! From @mollycrabapple.bsky.social:
“Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim”
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
“Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim”
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Get their asses.
If you've got published work, look yourself up and hop on the "actions have consequences" train.
If you've got published work, look yourself up and hop on the "actions have consequences" train.
The little guy has so much to teach us.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The little guy has so much to teach us.
Totally pointless. Needing a tallboy of liquid anxiety to get through another day under Capitalism is a gender-neutral condition.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Totally pointless. Needing a tallboy of liquid anxiety to get through another day under Capitalism is a gender-neutral condition.
The background creatures instantly made this one of my favorite Crittertongue strips. All kinds of lovely people and things just havin' a time.
Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The background creatures instantly made this one of my favorite Crittertongue strips. All kinds of lovely people and things just havin' a time.
Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
Zoom on in. Check 'em out.
My buddy's still in the park but the acorns are all eaten or underground for winter. Wish I had an ear of field corn for her.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My buddy's still in the park but the acorns are all eaten or underground for winter. Wish I had an ear of field corn for her.
Quoteposting myself with my smutty fanart 💜💦
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Quoteposting myself with my smutty fanart 💜💦
Artists: Quote w/ your fanart!
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Artists: Quote w/ your fanart!
Thanks to my accent, my kid used to think grilled cheese was called "GIRLed cheese" and I only found out when asked if boys were allowed to eat it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Thanks to my accent, my kid used to think grilled cheese was called "GIRLed cheese" and I only found out when asked if boys were allowed to eat it.
Sword ladies.
Swordies
Swordies
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sword ladies.
Swordies
Swordies
boots on the bed
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
boots on the bed
Stickers so cheap that selling them might be a crime.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Stickers so cheap that selling them might be a crime.
Crittertongues Past: Objects of My Genuflection
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Crittertongues Past: Objects of My Genuflection
I know I'm like if these two had a child, but what would y'all think if I hadn't spoiled it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I know I'm like if these two had a child, but what would y'all think if I hadn't spoiled it?
The flow of money through most of the AI industry looks a lot like NVIDIA's Human Centipede. If you were curious how a company can spend hundreds of billions of dollars but still make less money than Uber, this is a good place to start.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The flow of money through most of the AI industry looks a lot like NVIDIA's Human Centipede. If you were curious how a company can spend hundreds of billions of dollars but still make less money than Uber, this is a good place to start.
I'm going to insist that West Side Story and Twin Peaks take place in the same universe.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm going to insist that West Side Story and Twin Peaks take place in the same universe.
As an honorary Kentucky Colonel, an ambassador of goodwill on behalf of the Commonwealth, I encourage Kim Davis to go do a fucking puzzle or something.
Kim Davis has been fighting to overturn gay marriage for years.
She’s been fighting to be absolved of denying a marriage license to a gay couple
Today she lost her last shot at an appeal.
The Supreme Court denied her request to hear her case and ordered her to pay $360,000!
She’s been fighting to be absolved of denying a marriage license to a gay couple
Today she lost her last shot at an appeal.
The Supreme Court denied her request to hear her case and ordered her to pay $360,000!
Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
As an honorary Kentucky Colonel, an ambassador of goodwill on behalf of the Commonwealth, I encourage Kim Davis to go do a fucking puzzle or something.
Life is hard as fuck. Give me a relatively "easy" mode.
I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Life is hard as fuck. Give me a relatively "easy" mode.
I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
Some folks are like, "I will ABSOLUTELY die in that if left unattended." 💖🥵💖
Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Some folks are like, "I will ABSOLUTELY die in that if left unattended." 💖🥵💖
Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
the art and the hand that made it
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the art and the hand that made it
WIP more bats inbound
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
WIP more bats inbound