Col. Will Porter
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Col. Will Porter
@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social
Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.

⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞

https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
The flow of money through most of the AI industry looks a lot like NVIDIA's Human Centipede. If you were curious how a company can spend hundreds of billions of dollars but still make less money than Uber, this is a good place to start.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm going to insist that West Side Story and Twin Peaks take place in the same universe.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
As an honorary Kentucky Colonel, an ambassador of goodwill on behalf of the Commonwealth, I encourage Kim Davis to go do a fucking puzzle or something.
Kim Davis has been fighting to overturn gay marriage for years.

She’s been fighting to be absolved of denying a marriage license to a gay couple

Today she lost her last shot at an appeal.

The Supreme Court denied her request to hear her case and ordered her to pay $360,000!
Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Life is hard as fuck. Give me a relatively "easy" mode.

I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Some folks are like, "I will ABSOLUTELY die in that if left unattended." 💖🥵💖

Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the art and the hand that made it
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
WIP more bats inbound
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
A significant number of people in the world:
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A significant number of people in the world:
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Business Idiot strikes again!

People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Tumblr moderation seems to flag clothed models that ain't white as potentially mature content more often than bare white tits and assess. The state of automated moderation is a flippin' joke.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
faaancy goblin
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Then there's no stopping the post-holer witch 🥾
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
sketchbook shovel witch
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
100% self-distributed, but a cover nonetheless!
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reposted by Col. Will Porter
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Two significant possibilities:
- They think it's as smart as an average human, who they assume reads and writes at a 5th grade level
- It's about as smart as they are, but they're much dumber than they realize
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I could see these two vaping their asses off in a hot tub.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What a handsome lady.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Day 96: mice hopelessly infected w/ ennui, human condition, 24/7 grindset.

Total loss.
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I've heard bigots use mouse universe 25 as proof that communism/welfare/etc breeds degeneracy and collapse,but I see it more as a closed population amplifying the effects of isolation within the system that they can neither leave or self-regulate.
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Reposted by Col. Will Porter
oh and i also got this. good of a time as any to post it.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Several ICE agents spotted without their armor.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM