Col. Will Porter
@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social
Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
The flow of money through most of the AI industry looks a lot like NVIDIA's Human Centipede. If you were curious how a company can spend hundreds of billions of dollars but still make less money than Uber, this is a good place to start.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The flow of money through most of the AI industry looks a lot like NVIDIA's Human Centipede. If you were curious how a company can spend hundreds of billions of dollars but still make less money than Uber, this is a good place to start.
I'm going to insist that West Side Story and Twin Peaks take place in the same universe.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm going to insist that West Side Story and Twin Peaks take place in the same universe.
As an honorary Kentucky Colonel, an ambassador of goodwill on behalf of the Commonwealth, I encourage Kim Davis to go do a fucking puzzle or something.
Kim Davis has been fighting to overturn gay marriage for years.
She’s been fighting to be absolved of denying a marriage license to a gay couple
Today she lost her last shot at an appeal.
The Supreme Court denied her request to hear her case and ordered her to pay $360,000!
She’s been fighting to be absolved of denying a marriage license to a gay couple
Today she lost her last shot at an appeal.
The Supreme Court denied her request to hear her case and ordered her to pay $360,000!
Supreme Court Denies Request to Revisit Same-Sex Marriage Decision
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
As an honorary Kentucky Colonel, an ambassador of goodwill on behalf of the Commonwealth, I encourage Kim Davis to go do a fucking puzzle or something.
Life is hard as fuck. Give me a relatively "easy" mode.
I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Life is hard as fuck. Give me a relatively "easy" mode.
I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
I've been biking year-round in Chicago for almost 20yrs, I can pick actual locks, I've nearly been shot >3 times, my ADHD went undiagnosed and untreated for 36yrs. JUST LET ME SEE THE REST OF GODDAMN SILKSONG. 🥺
Some folks are like, "I will ABSOLUTELY die in that if left unattended." 💖🥵💖
Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Some folks are like, "I will ABSOLUTELY die in that if left unattended." 💖🥵💖
Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
Luckily for them, some folk are like, "Exactly. Now, let's run through emergency procedures one more time so I can entomb your ass while I (pretend to) do laundry (🥵)."
the art and the hand that made it
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the art and the hand that made it
WIP more bats inbound
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
WIP more bats inbound
A significant number of people in the world:
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A significant number of people in the world:
A significant number of people in the world:
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A significant number of people in the world:
The Business Idiot strikes again!
People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The Business Idiot strikes again!
People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
Tumblr moderation seems to flag clothed models that ain't white as potentially mature content more often than bare white tits and assess. The state of automated moderation is a flippin' joke.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Tumblr moderation seems to flag clothed models that ain't white as potentially mature content more often than bare white tits and assess. The state of automated moderation is a flippin' joke.
faaancy goblin
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
faaancy goblin
Then there's no stopping the post-holer witch 🥾
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Then there's no stopping the post-holer witch 🥾
sketchbook shovel witch
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
sketchbook shovel witch
100% self-distributed, but a cover nonetheless!
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
100% self-distributed, but a cover nonetheless!
Reposted by Col. Will Porter
Two significant possibilities:
- They think it's as smart as an average human, who they assume reads and writes at a 5th grade level
- It's about as smart as they are, but they're much dumber than they realize
- They think it's as smart as an average human, who they assume reads and writes at a 5th grade level
- It's about as smart as they are, but they're much dumber than they realize
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here on.ft.com/3JERVRg
AI pioneers claim human-level general intelligence is already here
Tech leaders say systems now rival human intelligence in key tasks, further fuelling the superintelligence debate
on.ft.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Two significant possibilities:
- They think it's as smart as an average human, who they assume reads and writes at a 5th grade level
- It's about as smart as they are, but they're much dumber than they realize
- They think it's as smart as an average human, who they assume reads and writes at a 5th grade level
- It's about as smart as they are, but they're much dumber than they realize
I could see these two vaping their asses off in a hot tub.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I could see these two vaping their asses off in a hot tub.
What a handsome lady.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What a handsome lady.
Day 96: mice hopelessly infected w/ ennui, human condition, 24/7 grindset.
Total loss.
Total loss.
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Day 96: mice hopelessly infected w/ ennui, human condition, 24/7 grindset.
Total loss.
Total loss.
I've heard bigots use mouse universe 25 as proof that communism/welfare/etc breeds degeneracy and collapse,but I see it more as a closed population amplifying the effects of isolation within the system that they can neither leave or self-regulate.
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I've heard bigots use mouse universe 25 as proof that communism/welfare/etc breeds degeneracy and collapse,but I see it more as a closed population amplifying the effects of isolation within the system that they can neither leave or self-regulate.
Reposted by Col. Will Porter
oh and i also got this. good of a time as any to post it.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
oh and i also got this. good of a time as any to post it.
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Several ICE agents spotted without their armor.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Several ICE agents spotted without their armor.