Col. Will Porter
@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social
Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
This guy's comin' for San Antonio.
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
This guy's comin' for San Antonio.
"Community" makes too many people think of communism.
"Centerpoint Health" is a nice, refreshing, word salad. Like Grandma used to make.
"Centerpoint Health" is a nice, refreshing, word salad. Like Grandma used to make.
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"Community" makes too many people think of communism.
"Centerpoint Health" is a nice, refreshing, word salad. Like Grandma used to make.
"Centerpoint Health" is a nice, refreshing, word salad. Like Grandma used to make.
We can't help but see you, but have we really SEEN you?
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
We can't help but see you, but have we really SEEN you?
When's Visibility Visibility Month again?
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
When's Visibility Visibility Month again?
"Sorry folks, the pretty girls are gone. Very bad leaders. Couldn't hack it. I'm proud to announce the new head of DHS/DOJ, Elon Musk Sewn to Curtis Yarvin Ridden by the Reanimated Corpse of Jeffrey Epstein Whom Death Has Absolved of All Crimes."
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
"Sorry folks, the pretty girls are gone. Very bad leaders. Couldn't hack it. I'm proud to announce the new head of DHS/DOJ, Elon Musk Sewn to Curtis Yarvin Ridden by the Reanimated Corpse of Jeffrey Epstein Whom Death Has Absolved of All Crimes."
I may have just learned about the Glass Cliff yesterday, but if anyone was going to throw a handful of women under the bus, claim they were the problem then replace them with equally if not more dangerous men, it'd be the Trump administration.
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I may have just learned about the Glass Cliff yesterday, but if anyone was going to throw a handful of women under the bus, claim they were the problem then replace them with equally if not more dangerous men, it'd be the Trump administration.
I would also accept an oops-all-draculas version where everyone is a vampire, except for the Count, who is a cowboy.
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I would also accept an oops-all-draculas version where everyone is a vampire, except for the Count, who is a cowboy.
At least give us a gender swap, set it in Oklahoma, or the 1960s. Take a swing.
February 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
At least give us a gender swap, set it in Oklahoma, or the 1960s. Take a swing.
Reminds me off Bianchi's signature frame color. Think they call it Celeste green. This a little bit... dustier. I can describe colors.
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Reminds me off Bianchi's signature frame color. Think they call it Celeste green. This a little bit... dustier. I can describe colors.
This nail polish color is sick as hell. It makes me think of dope midcentury appliances. Or the bread box from Fallout.
February 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
This nail polish color is sick as hell. It makes me think of dope midcentury appliances. Or the bread box from Fallout.
Reposted by Col. Will Porter
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
Chilling with my celebrated gunmen.
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Chilling with my celebrated gunmen.
Which one's Ringo again?
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Which one's Ringo again?
😇 "Taking fire means I'm over the right target!"
😐 It means you've made someone a target. Don't do that and you won't catch flak.
We all *can* fuck eachother up but it seems like more of a game to you. The rest of us are just living our gay little lives or whatever. We don't want to play that.
😐 It means you've made someone a target. Don't do that and you won't catch flak.
We all *can* fuck eachother up but it seems like more of a game to you. The rest of us are just living our gay little lives or whatever. We don't want to play that.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
😇 "Taking fire means I'm over the right target!"
😐 It means you've made someone a target. Don't do that and you won't catch flak.
We all *can* fuck eachother up but it seems like more of a game to you. The rest of us are just living our gay little lives or whatever. We don't want to play that.
😐 It means you've made someone a target. Don't do that and you won't catch flak.
We all *can* fuck eachother up but it seems like more of a game to you. The rest of us are just living our gay little lives or whatever. We don't want to play that.
I know there are guys out there who made a lot of money through objectively evil means, who'll put that money toward making your shared goals a reality, but a while lot of us don't want that and you seem to want a lot of us dead, so that's not OK. Can't be surprised if we fight that.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I know there are guys out there who made a lot of money through objectively evil means, who'll put that money toward making your shared goals a reality, but a while lot of us don't want that and you seem to want a lot of us dead, so that's not OK. Can't be surprised if we fight that.
No one will fix your router if you call them "fallen" or "mongrels" when they show up. We aren't afraid that your kids carry a superior ethnic race memory, we're afraid for them because you've told them everyone else wants to kill or fuck them, or they have to die to achieve peace. That's scary.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
No one will fix your router if you call them "fallen" or "mongrels" when they show up. We aren't afraid that your kids carry a superior ethnic race memory, we're afraid for them because you've told them everyone else wants to kill or fuck them, or they have to die to achieve peace. That's scary.
Most of us don't want to destroy you. If we reject you, it's not because we envy your grace or we resent your spiritual wealth, it's because you're being a dick about it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Most of us don't want to destroy you. If we reject you, it's not because we envy your grace or we resent your spiritual wealth, it's because you're being a dick about it.
Live in a co-op or something. Try doing a compound. Just, again, leave everyone else alone.
No one will trade with you? You keep attracting neonazis? Your kids won't talk to you? Maybe you should just live by yourself then. Become a monk. More Americana for you.
No one will trade with you? You keep attracting neonazis? Your kids won't talk to you? Maybe you should just live by yourself then. Become a monk. More Americana for you.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Live in a co-op or something. Try doing a compound. Just, again, leave everyone else alone.
No one will trade with you? You keep attracting neonazis? Your kids won't talk to you? Maybe you should just live by yourself then. Become a monk. More Americana for you.
No one will trade with you? You keep attracting neonazis? Your kids won't talk to you? Maybe you should just live by yourself then. Become a monk. More Americana for you.
Here's a thought: If you're terrified that your culture and lifestyle are going to be corrupted or infiltrated by insidious others to the point that purity is your guiding value, mind your own business. Become a monk. I'm happy to ignore you unless you come after people.
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Here's a thought: If you're terrified that your culture and lifestyle are going to be corrupted or infiltrated by insidious others to the point that purity is your guiding value, mind your own business. Become a monk. I'm happy to ignore you unless you come after people.
Age verification?
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Age verification?
February 10, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Banning porn to appease a handful of fundamentalist ghouls who want to exterminate queer people while actively shielding child predators in your orbit from justice? You don't get to sleep now. What? You have meetings tomorr- fuck you. You brought this on yourself.
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Banning porn to appease a handful of fundamentalist ghouls who want to exterminate queer people while actively shielding child predators in your orbit from justice? You don't get to sleep now. What? You have meetings tomorr- fuck you. You brought this on yourself.
Did you prioritize quarterly earnings over environmental safety, poisoning the Gulf of Mexico for the next 150yrs? It should be legal for people to throw any vegetable they can lift at you from a car.
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Did you prioritize quarterly earnings over environmental safety, poisoning the Gulf of Mexico for the next 150yrs? It should be legal for people to throw any vegetable they can lift at you from a car.
It's morally correct to bully CEOs when they make fuckass decisions that fuck up or lives. Oh, what, he's rich? He's outnumbered is what he is, and if he wants a photo of everyone's face and ID, I hope he never has a peaceful meal in public ever again.
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
It's morally correct to bully CEOs when they make fuckass decisions that fuck up or lives. Oh, what, he's rich? He's outnumbered is what he is, and if he wants a photo of everyone's face and ID, I hope he never has a peaceful meal in public ever again.