Col. Will Porter
@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social
Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once.
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞
https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/
Sword ladies.
Swordies
Swordies
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sword ladies.
Swordies
Swordies
a real fun face
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
a real fun face
boots on the bed
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
boots on the bed
Stickers so cheap that selling them might be a crime.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Stickers so cheap that selling them might be a crime.
Sincerely, one of the true blessings of having a fuckt to pieces memory is re-noticing shit I forgot that I drew.
Case in point: Matti's pose took so long to figure out that I remember it, but Silo here being a little too into it (💦) was 1-and done, making it a perpetual pleasant surprise.
Case in point: Matti's pose took so long to figure out that I remember it, but Silo here being a little too into it (💦) was 1-and done, making it a perpetual pleasant surprise.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Sincerely, one of the true blessings of having a fuckt to pieces memory is re-noticing shit I forgot that I drew.
Case in point: Matti's pose took so long to figure out that I remember it, but Silo here being a little too into it (💦) was 1-and done, making it a perpetual pleasant surprise.
Case in point: Matti's pose took so long to figure out that I remember it, but Silo here being a little too into it (💦) was 1-and done, making it a perpetual pleasant surprise.
Crittertongues Past: Objects of My Genuflection
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Crittertongues Past: Objects of My Genuflection
I know I'm like if these two had a child, but what would y'all think if I hadn't spoiled it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I know I'm like if these two had a child, but what would y'all think if I hadn't spoiled it?
The flow of money through most of the AI industry looks a lot like NVIDIA's Human Centipede. If you were curious how a company can spend hundreds of billions of dollars but still make less money than Uber, this is a good place to start.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The flow of money through most of the AI industry looks a lot like NVIDIA's Human Centipede. If you were curious how a company can spend hundreds of billions of dollars but still make less money than Uber, this is a good place to start.
I'm going to insist that West Side Story and Twin Peaks take place in the same universe.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm going to insist that West Side Story and Twin Peaks take place in the same universe.
I say, if you want to get REALLY creative with bondage, get topped by someone who makes you feel like you'll never know the world outside the laundry basket ever again.
That there's a prison of the MIND, fools!
That there's a prison of the MIND, fools!
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I say, if you want to get REALLY creative with bondage, get topped by someone who makes you feel like you'll never know the world outside the laundry basket ever again.
That there's a prison of the MIND, fools!
That there's a prison of the MIND, fools!
the art and the hand that made it
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the art and the hand that made it
WIP more bats inbound
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
WIP more bats inbound
A significant number of people in the world:
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A significant number of people in the world:
A significant number of people in the world:
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A significant number of people in the world:
The Business Idiot strikes again!
People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The Business Idiot strikes again!
People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
People seem mad at us (corporate management). Surely, enforcing the actions our employees must take when a customer enters their detection cone will resolve this.
It also just seems to take exception to random fashion and art photography. I think it flagged this 👇 because it resembled references for fetish content? Which reinforces my belief that moderation efforts benefit from having a designated pervert on staff.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It also just seems to take exception to random fashion and art photography. I think it flagged this 👇 because it resembled references for fetish content? Which reinforces my belief that moderation efforts benefit from having a designated pervert on staff.
faaancy goblin
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
faaancy goblin
Then there's no stopping the post-holer witch 🥾
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Then there's no stopping the post-holer witch 🥾
sketchbook shovel witch
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
sketchbook shovel witch
100% self-distributed, but a cover nonetheless!
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
100% self-distributed, but a cover nonetheless!
I could see these two vaping their asses off in a hot tub.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I could see these two vaping their asses off in a hot tub.
What a handsome lady.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What a handsome lady.