jules
@dijoncowboy.bsky.social
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jules
@dijoncowboy.bsky.social
· Jan 7
not now kitten, daddy's embroiled in an all-consuming yearning for platonic love
based on how much i love my friends' dogs, i'm actually a little worried having my own is gonna make my heart explode
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
based on how much i love my friends' dogs, i'm actually a little worried having my own is gonna make my heart explode
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normally i hate dyed in the wool millennial shit but you can pry gif reacts from my cold dead hands
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
normally i hate dyed in the wool millennial shit but you can pry gif reacts from my cold dead hands
OCD has been kicking my fucking ass the last few weeks. frustrating because i tried upping my dosage and it was helping until it wasn't. just complaining to the void
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
OCD has been kicking my fucking ass the last few weeks. frustrating because i tried upping my dosage and it was helping until it wasn't. just complaining to the void
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discovering a new species of bird in home depot with merlin app
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
discovering a new species of bird in home depot with merlin app
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when i was a little kid wishing to one day grow up to be a writer, i really should have specified that people would still be able to read. a real monkey's paw situation and that's on me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
when i was a little kid wishing to one day grow up to be a writer, i really should have specified that people would still be able to read. a real monkey's paw situation and that's on me.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
i can't wait to watch lord of the rings on the couch in blankets with my dog
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i can't wait to watch lord of the rings on the couch in blankets with my dog
one of the things they don't tell you about childhood trauma is that watching your friends love their kids is sometimes physically painful, and there's nothing you can really do about it
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
one of the things they don't tell you about childhood trauma is that watching your friends love their kids is sometimes physically painful, and there's nothing you can really do about it
food influencers must be stopped. they're out here putting recipes your aunt would've clipped from women's day magazine behind a substack paywall
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
food influencers must be stopped. they're out here putting recipes your aunt would've clipped from women's day magazine behind a substack paywall
to be clear i have made good bread in between the flops. i just post the flops because they're funny
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
to be clear i have made good bread in between the flops. i just post the flops because they're funny
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if you come near, you are affected by my PMS aura which doesn't automatically deal damage, but does force a constitution saving throw to avoid it. the DC is like 16. the damage is 1d4+2
July 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
if you come near, you are affected by my PMS aura which doesn't automatically deal damage, but does force a constitution saving throw to avoid it. the DC is like 16. the damage is 1d4+2
the weekend's sourdough would just like to talk
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
the weekend's sourdough would just like to talk
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man i really have The Malaise
October 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
man i really have The Malaise
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FUCK. i reviewed eddington on letterboxd last night but i just thought of "EXIT, pursued by antifa"
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FUCK. i reviewed eddington on letterboxd last night but i just thought of "EXIT, pursued by antifa"
comic of a horse reading the "horoscopes" section of the "horse gazette" and it's just one little line of text and the rest of the page is blank. because all horses have the same birthday, you see
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
comic of a horse reading the "horoscopes" section of the "horse gazette" and it's just one little line of text and the rest of the page is blank. because all horses have the same birthday, you see
anyone wanna play d&d with me? i saw a post about a cleric of a dead god and i gotta make a guy about it
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
anyone wanna play d&d with me? i saw a post about a cleric of a dead god and i gotta make a guy about it
wrestler who starts an SSRI and can't do his finishing move anymore
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
wrestler who starts an SSRI and can't do his finishing move anymore
call me an ausweeb if you must, but they really fucking cooked with "you dog cunt"
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
call me an ausweeb if you must, but they really fucking cooked with "you dog cunt"
my endangered animal stamps are running low
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
my endangered animal stamps are running low