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jules
@dijoncowboy.bsky.social
incredibly sensitive instrument
they/he
waiting for dog day is worse than a thousand childhood christmas eves
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the weekend's sourdough would just like to talk
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
September 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
somewhere there's a greyhound that just got off the track and is having the *weirdest* feeling that they're gonna be spoiled starting in like four months
August 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
anyway the stupid d&d toys are already here
August 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
saying "just wait" and then sending a picture after
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
is there any funnier punctuation combo than "space, question mark"
August 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
for when you yearn to be underwater
July 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
some small nice things
July 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
June 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
they're just so nice
June 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
you gotta rise and grind, otherwise the jelly gets eaten
June 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
June 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
clearly the best color for a room
June 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
in my Looking Like My Dad era
June 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🫡🫡🫡
June 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
truly used to think writing this much was just... beyond my capability. it's been fun to prove myself wrong.
May 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
turns out gilbert wasn't just chunky, she was "with hoglet"
May 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
May 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
May 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
it's flat fuck wednesday who else out here overproofin
May 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
what's better than a cold shower 'beer
April 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
getting tattooed is so good
April 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
yeah
April 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
sourdough brioche, save me, save me, sourdough brioche
April 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM