I watch 80s cartoons on YouTube at 1.75x, which makes me 40% more alpha than Musk, and that's before we factor in how He-Man could easily beat Achilles in a fight.

Ah, the rare ICP-on-ICP post

gonna have my Tesla robot drive my Cybertruck around without me until the neighborhood kids get tired of throwing things at it

No, what they meant was—actually, hang on, tell me more

MLB's antitrust exemption needs to get smote. Not because that threat would stop them from turning baseball into jai alai, just because they're incompetent stewards of the national pastime. We'll still have Shohei and Vladdy in the post-Manfred world.

I would eventually be beaten up by the Chicagoans whose lives this is going to make miserable, and fair enough, but still. A man can dream.

*sigh*

It's not their mess to clean up, but I wonder if the Dutch government would replace it.

It bounced out of bounds a couple yards before that, so that's where it was spotted (assuming the refs saw the same thing I did).

That's so much healthier than the toxic self-image that some lakes have.