Dick Slanders
@dickslanders.bsky.social
An anti social, socially awkward, intolerant leftist, amateur shitposter & Frolf Enthusiast 🥏 and 🏃♂️ fool
Had a 10k race, it was 85 degrees and humid, I kept thinking I was finally getting “runners high” got home and realized I was 5lbs lighter. Turns out all I got was the dehydration.
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June 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Had a 10k race, it was 85 degrees and humid, I kept thinking I was finally getting “runners high” got home and realized I was 5lbs lighter. Turns out all I got was the dehydration.
Shot under par on 18 holes for the first time during a tournament today #discgolf 🥏
a man wearing a hat says so i got that going for me ...
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June 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Shot under par on 18 holes for the first time during a tournament today #discgolf 🥏
Tag rounds are so wild, I can shoot a low score and still end up with a higher tag than I started with 🥏
May 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tag rounds are so wild, I can shoot a low score and still end up with a higher tag than I started with 🥏
Meth Dealers in Indianapolis finding out the Colts owner died
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May 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Meth Dealers in Indianapolis finding out the Colts owner died
Just signed up for a 15k next weekend because “if you sign up, I’ll sign up” is the worst form of peer pressure also I’ve never run more than a 10k before so this should be interesting
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May 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just signed up for a 15k next weekend because “if you sign up, I’ll sign up” is the worst form of peer pressure also I’ve never run more than a 10k before so this should be interesting
25mg before the 5k, if I don’t get runners high naturally then I’ll just get high and run.
Ended up setting a PR
Ended up setting a PR
a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me
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April 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
25mg before the 5k, if I don’t get runners high naturally then I’ll just get high and run.
Ended up setting a PR
Ended up setting a PR
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People on X certainly have their theories: "JD Vance can't be the antichrist. The antichrist is supposed to be charismatic."
Did JD Vance Kill the Pope? An Investigation.
Pope Francis passed away shortly after meeting with Vice President JD Vance.
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April 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
People on X certainly have their theories: "JD Vance can't be the antichrist. The antichrist is supposed to be charismatic."
Time for a new pope where a group old men select an even older man to wear a gown, change his identity and use a preferred name but who also can’t understand Trans Issues
April 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Time for a new pope where a group old men select an even older man to wear a gown, change his identity and use a preferred name but who also can’t understand Trans Issues
Just signed up to do my first half marathon this fall which proves even in my old age I still haven’t learned how to make good choices
April 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just signed up to do my first half marathon this fall which proves even in my old age I still haven’t learned how to make good choices
How am I supposed to train and run on the trail when all you MF out here walking smoking a blunt just tempting me to stop and join you
April 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
How am I supposed to train and run on the trail when all you MF out here walking smoking a blunt just tempting me to stop and join you
Stop whatever you’re doing and look at this gorgeous art
April 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Stop whatever you’re doing and look at this gorgeous art
Spent an hour doing field work and another putting 🥏
Hopefully the practice translates to when it matters 🤷🏼♂️
Hopefully the practice translates to when it matters 🤷🏼♂️
April 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Spent an hour doing field work and another putting 🥏
Hopefully the practice translates to when it matters 🤷🏼♂️
Hopefully the practice translates to when it matters 🤷🏼♂️
No matter how low my expectations are I’m somehow always let down
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April 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
No matter how low my expectations are I’m somehow always let down
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Forever in my heart (this Scottish goddess, not Thatcher)
April 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Forever in my heart (this Scottish goddess, not Thatcher)
Do people with hand fetishes think everyone speaking sign language is flirting with them?
Wife: JFC how strong is that Penjamin?
Wife: JFC how strong is that Penjamin?
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Do people with hand fetishes think everyone speaking sign language is flirting with them?
Wife: JFC how strong is that Penjamin?
Wife: JFC how strong is that Penjamin?
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Police arrest 2 men connected to mysterious murder of black trans public health activist - LGBTQ Nation www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/poli...
Police arrest 2 men connected to mysterious murder of black trans health activist - LGBTQ Nation
She allegedly met a man for a sexual encounter... but several strange details stand out.
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April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Police arrest 2 men connected to mysterious murder of black trans public health activist - LGBTQ Nation www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/04/poli...
When you realize you now need to work until you’re dead you want being dead to happen as quickly as possible
April 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
When you realize you now need to work until you’re dead you want being dead to happen as quickly as possible
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Abigail Wilson has come out as an openly bigoted player on the DGPT. Reach out to her listed sponsors about continuing support for her and whether she represents their values and products.
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April 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Abigail Wilson has come out as an openly bigoted player on the DGPT. Reach out to her listed sponsors about continuing support for her and whether she represents their values and products.
rogueirondg.com/pages/contact
madmandodiscs.com/madmando-dis...
www.kastaplast.com/en-us/pages/...
rogueirondg.com/pages/contact
madmandodiscs.com/madmando-dis...
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Booker is explaining why my mental disc golf game is weak and I’ll never improve until I commit to improving
Booker is now explaining why they cancelled firefly
Booker is now explaining why your mother doesn’t love you
April 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Booker is explaining why my mental disc golf game is weak and I’ll never improve until I commit to improving
Hi Bluesky. It’s Hillary.
I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
April 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hi Bluesky. It’s Hillary.
I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
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[Husband 911]
Me: I just shattered the gravy boat.
911: She'll kill you.
M: I know.
911: We never spoke.
M: What?
911: Good luck
*Click*
Me: I just shattered the gravy boat.
911: She'll kill you.
M: I know.
911: We never spoke.
M: What?
911: Good luck
*Click*
February 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
[Husband 911]
Me: I just shattered the gravy boat.
911: She'll kill you.
M: I know.
911: We never spoke.
M: What?
911: Good luck
*Click*
Me: I just shattered the gravy boat.
911: She'll kill you.
M: I know.
911: We never spoke.
M: What?
911: Good luck
*Click*
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You know what, fuck it, already just did it
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March 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You know what, fuck it, already just did it
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You ever do something you love to do and are reasonably well at so badly that you just sit in your car questioning your life’s choices?
Yeah me neither
Yeah me neither
March 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You ever do something you love to do and are reasonably well at so badly that you just sit in your car questioning your life’s choices?
Yeah me neither
Yeah me neither
One of my favorite things about social media is that the algorithm knows I’m getting older so it just automatically starts showing me AARP and knee brace Ads. Can’t wait till I start getting funeral homes and coffin Ads.
March 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
One of my favorite things about social media is that the algorithm knows I’m getting older so it just automatically starts showing me AARP and knee brace Ads. Can’t wait till I start getting funeral homes and coffin Ads.