Taylor
@dicechrist.bsky.social
French fry connoisseur (this is funny)
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Simply must post a screenshot of my favorite joke on this day
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Simply must post a screenshot of my favorite joke on this day
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Zoloft is a fun drug that makes you ask yourself questions like “would I rather have panic attacks or chronic diarrhea”
February 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Zoloft is a fun drug that makes you ask yourself questions like “would I rather have panic attacks or chronic diarrhea”
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Really makes you think
February 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Really makes you think
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I’ve seen some of the greatest jokes of my generation go unhearted in group threads
January 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’ve seen some of the greatest jokes of my generation go unhearted in group threads
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Happy new year. Ska outlived 2024 and the punk rock MBA didn’t. 🥳🎉 🎊✨
January 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Happy new year. Ska outlived 2024 and the punk rock MBA didn’t. 🥳🎉 🎊✨
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found out my partner doesn’t know who Jimmy Carter is. “Is he in a band?”
December 29, 2024 at 9:19 PM
found out my partner doesn’t know who Jimmy Carter is. “Is he in a band?”
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Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that
December 16, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Imagine being the person who cancels Sesame Street and just living your life after that
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*Getting bonked on the head and then Adderall spills out of me like Mario coins*
December 9, 2024 at 10:02 PM
*Getting bonked on the head and then Adderall spills out of me like Mario coins*
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When I hit a Christ Air in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
Jesus fucking Christ I am so sick
December 6, 2024 at 11:49 PM
When I hit a Christ Air in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
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here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
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The Challenge HAS ENDED
Most people see: Gary Oldman
After that, lots of David Spade, Kris Kristofferson, Daryl Hall, Don Johnson and George Carlin
To the many who said Jon Voight: you have been hypnotized by a scarf
Thank you all
Most people see: Gary Oldman
After that, lots of David Spade, Kris Kristofferson, Daryl Hall, Don Johnson and George Carlin
To the many who said Jon Voight: you have been hypnotized by a scarf
Thank you all
These photos are Dana Carvey impersonating Al Pacino (he DID include “Say hello to my little friend, whew”) but it’s impossible to make Dana Carvey look like Al Pacino. However, he does look like SOMEONE. But who?
Take the WHOM DOES DANA CARVEY IN AL PACINO MAKEUP ACCIDENTALLY RESEMBLE Challenge!
Take the WHOM DOES DANA CARVEY IN AL PACINO MAKEUP ACCIDENTALLY RESEMBLE Challenge!
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 AM
The Challenge HAS ENDED
Most people see: Gary Oldman
After that, lots of David Spade, Kris Kristofferson, Daryl Hall, Don Johnson and George Carlin
To the many who said Jon Voight: you have been hypnotized by a scarf
Thank you all
Most people see: Gary Oldman
After that, lots of David Spade, Kris Kristofferson, Daryl Hall, Don Johnson and George Carlin
To the many who said Jon Voight: you have been hypnotized by a scarf
Thank you all
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“Feeling grateful?”
Did you mean: Immense guilt that you don’t deserve it and should probably apologize
Did you mean: Immense guilt that you don’t deserve it and should probably apologize
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
“Feeling grateful?”
Did you mean: Immense guilt that you don’t deserve it and should probably apologize
Did you mean: Immense guilt that you don’t deserve it and should probably apologize
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Me telling my wife about podcasting when she comes back from working at a hospital
November 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Me telling my wife about podcasting when she comes back from working at a hospital