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diazedandconfused.bsky.social
alyssa
@diazedandconfused.bsky.social
29 • she/her • writer, reader, yapper
in my 9-1-1 brainrot era
i like angst and eddie diaz
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no intro post, you will find out my lore through subtext and curated reposts. as god intended.
came 4th in bar trivia tonight and now i am home and i must write words and make a flan (not necessarily in that order)
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the worst part about freelancing is the time in between gigs where i have to decide if it's worth saying no to the thing paying v little money for the hopes that i'll get a better offer....
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Bloomfs today
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
every time i clean my room and get all my shit off the floor, i'm shocked to realize that i can fit a yoga mat in here..... certainly i won't forget this time and actually use this info to my advantage
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
today’s got done list
- cleaned my room!! (4 loads of laundry, vacuumed, took out trash)
- sent some work emails
- washed my hair
- ordered my bridesmaid dress
- read
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
heated rivalry getting me out of my reading slump. we are soooo back
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Do you really like a song if you don’t listen to it on repeat for 30 minutes?
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
my friends host a fantasy-football style league for movie awards season and this is my team's draft
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
is everyone reading heated rivalry 🧍🏽‍♀️ i am extremely susceptible to fomo
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
protecting my peace by not paying attention to baseball trade news
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
work took up my entire social battery for the last 3 weeks but we closed last night! hello! i've fallen out of skircles and behind on november writing challenge words but i'm back!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
is it a rule of the universe that matinees are always fucked
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
trains were fucked but i was like “it’s fine, i’ll take a nice stroll on my way to work :D”

reader, she forgot the horrors of midtown manhattan christmas foot traffic.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
actors got me flowers for opening 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Happy Friday, here’s a little excerpt from this week’s Fix The News for you ♥️
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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izzy in this moment is genuinely realizing how broken this season is and how her and paige’s chances can’t even be made easier by the systems put in place to slow teams down and that hurts my heart 🥲🥲 i would damn near cry too! #tar38
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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oh izzy 😭 the frustration is FELT. by women EVERYWHERE. 💛 #tar38
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this season just isn’t fun to watch
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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i'm just gonna start saying this shit is rigged or fake fuck it #tar38
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ain’t no way jas and jag did a whole detour and still got to the second one before other teams. what is going ON #TAR38
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Jag is so fucking annoying. Taylor is right. Just say they are strong. YOU DO NOT NEED TO MORALLY JUSTIFY MOVES ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR MOVES ARE STUPID

Also, Paige is right about Taylor being a hypocrite

They all suck expect for Paige and Izzy! #TAR38
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I agree with #Pizzy how hypocritical of Taylor to be talking about feminism but then voting for the only all female team left. #TAR38
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
happy first day of tech
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i love my boyfriends cat more than anything but every time i see him i swear i'm a little more allergic 😭
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM