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diazedandconfused.bsky.social
alyssa
@diazedandconfused.bsky.social
29 • she/her • writer, reader, yapper
in my 9-1-1 brainrot era
i like angst and eddie diaz
which. 1. why didn’t anyone tell me sooner 😭 and 2. it sucked for me bc *i* had internalized ending at 4 and that extra hour really hit me hard. but!! we tech’d the entire play!!! successful day!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i was so anxious about this but i need everyone to know that i am soooo good at my job. i don’t always pat myself on the back but goddamn we are being so productive
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
that woman who got her angel tree kid a cat. i started bawling first thing in the morning
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
congrats!!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
nov 17
+3,176 / 24,067 total
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
nov 12
+1,020 / 15,030 total

nov 13
+2,228 / 17,258 total

nov 14
+1,444 / 18,702 total

nov 15
+1,357 / 20,059 total

nov 16
+832 / 20,891 total
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
also i loooove my best friend but we are in a long distance friendship at this point. commuting from the bronx to brooklyn is hell. @zohran what is ur plan for this pls my friendships are suffering
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i did eventually finish this btw. it took 7 months and i’m v proud of it :)
my wip lovingly titled “car crash (concussion???)” is finally here!

☆ buddie joint nde/whump
☆ they were on their way somewhere important 🤫
☆ rated T (but heed the tags)
☆ 9.7k one shot

archiveofourown.org/works/662530...
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
✅ buy pie ingredients
✅ bake pie for a friendsgving tmrw
✅ send an email
❌ transfer rehearsal notes to clean script
❌ prepare tech paperwork
⚠️ write???? (*i did, but not as much as i was aiming for)
❌ watch 9-1-1??????
❌ wash my hair!!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
me zooming in to snoop
a woman wearing a hat and holding a magnifying glass in front of her eye
Alt: a woman wearing a hat and holding a magnifying glass in front of her eye
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
me 🤝 you
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
lol i went to make the pie (which is the highest priority) and i forgot to thaw my frozen dough. so i can't do anything for 2 hours and i will be the shitty neighbor using the blender at midnight 😭
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ok ngl i made this list and then got hit w paralyzing anxiety about it all and now it's almost 10pm
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
happy birthday 🥳
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM