Diaphera Prima🌱
@diaphera.bsky.social
🌈Burnt out bookworm obsessed with her wife, dog, and cats 💖 (servant to her parrot’s dark biddings)
She/her🌻
https://linktr.ee/diaphera
She/her🌻
https://linktr.ee/diaphera
This traitor literally stole my blanket as soon as I stood up
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This traitor literally stole my blanket as soon as I stood up
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The ideal work life balance is all life no work
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The ideal work life balance is all life no work
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Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth, Charlie Brown?
It is better to be the right hand of the Devil than in his path, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth, Charlie Brown?
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All I need to be happy are the three Fs. Friends, family and five hundred thousand dollars.
October 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
All I need to be happy are the three Fs. Friends, family and five hundred thousand dollars.
I was pretty sure a triple dipper from chilis would heal me and I was right so like listen to your feminine intuition 💖
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was pretty sure a triple dipper from chilis would heal me and I was right so like listen to your feminine intuition 💖
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lot of people laughing at this, but the truth is more than 60% of crashes are caused by the control column becoming tangled in a pilot’s snuggie
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
lot of people laughing at this, but the truth is more than 60% of crashes are caused by the control column becoming tangled in a pilot’s snuggie
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The Simpsons succeeded because it nailed universal American family experiences like a French bowling instructor trying to bang your wife
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Simpsons succeeded because it nailed universal American family experiences like a French bowling instructor trying to bang your wife
Do dogs know they’re dogs or is it a Toy Story situation where some of them know they’re dogs but others think they’re a space ranger
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Do dogs know they’re dogs or is it a Toy Story situation where some of them know they’re dogs but others think they’re a space ranger
New baby alert 💖
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
New baby alert 💖
I wish my dog could read
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I wish my dog could read
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Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Anytime I hear what my voice actually sounds like
Literally the only thing I care about today is eating unlimited sushi after work nothing else matters
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Literally the only thing I care about today is eating unlimited sushi after work nothing else matters
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The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates who feared the conservative court might be ready to revisit the decade-old decision. 🏳️🌈
Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates ...
www.cnn.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates who feared the conservative court might be ready to revisit the decade-old decision. 🏳️🌈
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Sorry Guillermo del Toro but this is my Frankenstein
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sorry Guillermo del Toro but this is my Frankenstein
Finally made him a true Buffalo boy 💖
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Finally made him a true Buffalo boy 💖
Love is me and my wife sending each other pictures of our cats while we sit next to each other
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Love is me and my wife sending each other pictures of our cats while we sit next to each other
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If I caught the scent of a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill I wouldn't float towards it helplessly. I would continue on to whatever business I had that day
October 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If I caught the scent of a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill I wouldn't float towards it helplessly. I would continue on to whatever business I had that day
May I present this weeks best Kermit:
September 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
May I present this weeks best Kermit:
When a kid I don’t know complements me in the hallway
a cartoon character says " and i love you random citizen " in front of a crowd
ALT: a cartoon character says " and i love you random citizen " in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When a kid I don’t know complements me in the hallway
Very important items purchased today:
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Very important items purchased today:
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Hobbies include looking for my phone while I am using it
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hobbies include looking for my phone while I am using it
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one unfortunate outcome of this recent AI scam bubble is that it has absolutely killed my interest in AI's in fiction. the Alien tv show doing the whole "is AI a human" routine we've been doing for the last hundred years but now I'm like no, it's a shitty chatbot that destroys fresh water
September 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
one unfortunate outcome of this recent AI scam bubble is that it has absolutely killed my interest in AI's in fiction. the Alien tv show doing the whole "is AI a human" routine we've been doing for the last hundred years but now I'm like no, it's a shitty chatbot that destroys fresh water
I just want to be him
September 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I just want to be him