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DiabloJodi 🔪🎃
@diablojodi.bsky.social
Friend to all, b*tch to some. Eeyore. Coffee. Music. Slayin' life as a grandma. I'm just here for fun. Married AF. ✌️😎
No I will not be Speaker of the House.... not even if they named it Jodi's House and instated Mid-Morning Happy Hour featuring fresh pastries & an oxygen bar.
October 18, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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France would have rioted when dollar tree added that $0.25, they would have burned their country to the ground
October 18, 2023 at 1:53 AM
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October 18, 2023 at 1:41 AM
I mean, REALLY... 🙄
October 18, 2023 at 1:56 AM
All I'm saying is that MAYBE Commander isn't the problem.

Maybe the Secret Service agents are dicks?
October 15, 2023 at 2:03 AM
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I don't think my mental health can take whatever 2024 has in store
October 14, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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The one true queen and her loyal servant
#Ladybird
October 14, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Search your camera roll for art...
October 15, 2023 at 1:58 AM
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Your arsehole opinion vs my arsehole opinion matters not a jot on the internet.
But how we treat each other online has a definite effect on all of us.
I don't give a shit how holy you think your crusade is, if people aren't openly interested in it, leave them the fuck alone.
October 14, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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Them: Try to look approachable
Me:
October 4, 2023 at 12:11 AM
I'm as sassy as a Fresca.
October 14, 2023 at 4:41 AM
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"Come with me. I'll show you the secrets of the ancients"
October 13, 2023 at 7:26 AM
I'd try to put more effort into my content, but that would mean I'd have to actually *do* something and I have an aversion to that. 🤷
October 10, 2023 at 7:08 AM
This is My Posting Uniform
October 10, 2023 at 7:00 AM
I ain't tryna fight with nobody. I'm just protecting my peace. My quiet. My soul. 🪼
October 9, 2023 at 1:20 AM
I'm trying NOT to cross-post on Xitter, but this one is too good...😂🤣
October 9, 2023 at 1:14 AM
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Me trying my best to look nice
October 8, 2023 at 12:12 PM
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October 7, 2023 at 10:46 PM
New app recently revisted... who dis?
October 8, 2023 at 1:39 AM
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You don't die from a broken heart..
And therein lies the problem
October 5, 2023 at 4:54 PM
All eyes...
September 29, 2023 at 10:36 PM
What's your sign?
September 27, 2023 at 4:38 AM
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"That's enough out of you," I whisper to myself.
September 23, 2023 at 3:38 AM