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Fuck Donald Trump. Whiny baby who has been handed everything in life and he’s still a miserable prick. Fuck him.
June 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Fuck Donald Trump. Whiny baby who has been handed everything in life and he’s still a miserable prick. Fuck him.
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BREAKING: Gov. Greg Abbott has VETOED the THC ban #SB3, likely teeing up a #txlege special session www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
Texas’ THC ban thrown out: Gov. Abbott vetoes bill to outlaw the $8B industry
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott struck down a proposed statewide ban on gummies, vapes and other consumables containing THC just before midnight on Sunday.
www.dallasnews.com
June 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
BREAKING: Gov. Greg Abbott has VETOED the THC ban #SB3, likely teeing up a #txlege special session www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
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I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
June 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I actually did vote for everything to get more expensive, dangerous, and stupid, and I feel extremely represented right now
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Dementia patient who is also president of the United States, takes his traditional 2 weeks to decide whether to enter a war on one of the world's oldest civilizations. He decides without his DNI because he says she's a liar nor his SecDef because he is a drunken dumbass. What could go wrong
June 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Dementia patient who is also president of the United States, takes his traditional 2 weeks to decide whether to enter a war on one of the world's oldest civilizations. He decides without his DNI because he says she's a liar nor his SecDef because he is a drunken dumbass. What could go wrong
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Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
June 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
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in late 2026, nearly 50 years after its launch, voyager 1 will be the first manmade object to reach a distance of one light day from the sun
June 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
in late 2026, nearly 50 years after its launch, voyager 1 will be the first manmade object to reach a distance of one light day from the sun
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Republicans are trying to sell off your public lands in their budget bill to pay for their tax cuts for billionaires and corporations.
June 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Republicans are trying to sell off your public lands in their budget bill to pay for their tax cuts for billionaires and corporations.
I honestly can't tell if this is about the sitting president or an actual dog... Which should feel far more disturbing than it actually feels... They're really leaning into that whole hyper normalization thing, aren't they?
the old dog is in the “can’t go up stairs and doesn’t finish his food” stage of things and the vet emailed to say he’s due for a rabies shot. but rabies would probably give him a little energy boost
June 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I honestly can't tell if this is about the sitting president or an actual dog... Which should feel far more disturbing than it actually feels... They're really leaning into that whole hyper normalization thing, aren't they?
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“When Kristi was hospitalized earlier this week, there were reports of her having an ‘allergic reaction,’” the worm said in a prepared statement. “Actually, that was just her brain reacting to me moving in.”
www.borowitzreport.com/p/rfk-jrs-wo...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/rfk-jrs-wo...
RFK Jr’s Worm Now Living in Kristi Noem’s Brain
"It was time for a change of scenery," the worm said.
www.borowitzreport.com
June 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“When Kristi was hospitalized earlier this week, there were reports of her having an ‘allergic reaction,’” the worm said in a prepared statement. “Actually, that was just her brain reacting to me moving in.”
www.borowitzreport.com/p/rfk-jrs-wo...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/rfk-jrs-wo...
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A number of provisions have been thrown out of the Big Beautiful Bill because of violations of the Byrd rule.
This includes pretty much all the Banking Committee provisions, including the defunding of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the Office of Financial Research.
All these are gone:
This includes pretty much all the Banking Committee provisions, including the defunding of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the Office of Financial Research.
All these are gone:
June 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A number of provisions have been thrown out of the Big Beautiful Bill because of violations of the Byrd rule.
This includes pretty much all the Banking Committee provisions, including the defunding of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the Office of Financial Research.
All these are gone:
This includes pretty much all the Banking Committee provisions, including the defunding of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the Office of Financial Research.
All these are gone:
A number of provisions have been thrown out of the Big Beautiful Bill because of violations of the Byrd rule.
This includes pretty much all the Banking Committee provisions, including the defunding of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the Office of Financial Research.
All these are gone:
This includes pretty much all the Banking Committee provisions, including the defunding of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the Office of Financial Research.
All these are gone:
June 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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A DIFFERENT WAY OF DOING THINGS UP HERE 🇨🇦
A DIFFERENT WAY OF DOING THINGS UP HERE 🇨🇦
June 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A DIFFERENT WAY OF DOING THINGS UP HERE 🇨🇦
A DIFFERENT WAY OF DOING THINGS UP HERE 🇨🇦
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What horrible disease is causing these face deforming contortions among the MAGA women?
June 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What horrible disease is causing these face deforming contortions among the MAGA women?
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I guess the best use of active duty US Marines under the Trump admin is to stand around doing absolutely nothing in Los Angeles.
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I guess the best use of active duty US Marines under the Trump admin is to stand around doing absolutely nothing in Los Angeles.
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Tulsi Gabbard sold out to MAGA for a job in the admin. Now Trump’s freezing her out, mocking her intel, and skipping her briefings. As usual, it only lasts with Trump until you tell the truth.
June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tulsi Gabbard sold out to MAGA for a job in the admin. Now Trump’s freezing her out, mocking her intel, and skipping her briefings. As usual, it only lasts with Trump until you tell the truth.
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The most enthusiastic collaborators with the Nazis were not an ethnicity or religious group, but defined by profession. Police officers. They were the ones who helped the Nazis round up the Jews in occupied countries and suppress resistance against occupation.
June 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The most enthusiastic collaborators with the Nazis were not an ethnicity or religious group, but defined by profession. Police officers. They were the ones who helped the Nazis round up the Jews in occupied countries and suppress resistance against occupation.