Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department
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"this is my place of comfort" and it's fiction that only knows horrors and hardship

Took 15 blinkers now I’m here.

Being on ADHD meds for a while and then trialling a break from them is so eye opening. I'm so zoned out all the time and getting anything done is like trying to push a car while the handbrake is still engaged. Like damn bitch I used to live like this??

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam

me:

professor x: yes, i can read minds

me:

professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one

A calm 11 seconds. Deep breath my friends

Rainy Day

Hello Bluesky