D.Fitz in the 406
@dfitz406.bsky.social
Real name Darla Fitzpatrick ☘️
Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills.
Dem 🩵 but not too far left.
🥩🍗 Carnivore 🥓 🍖
Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies
Remember democracy? That was nice.
#FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills.
Dem 🩵 but not too far left.
🥩🍗 Carnivore 🥓 🍖
Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies
Remember democracy? That was nice.
#FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
Pinned
If you follow me, I might follow back if you appear to be a real person with something interesting to say
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damn 😂
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
damn 😂
Anyone have a subscription to @inc.com or Fast Company? Do you find them to be dishonest & one of worst email spammers? Just recvd "thanks for renewing" email (w/no advance notice). Logged in; see my subscription is INACTIVE. Was charged 50% more than last year, yet can't access content. Great scam!
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Anyone have a subscription to @inc.com or Fast Company? Do you find them to be dishonest & one of worst email spammers? Just recvd "thanks for renewing" email (w/no advance notice). Logged in; see my subscription is INACTIVE. Was charged 50% more than last year, yet can't access content. Great scam!
This is so true it's almost painful
"Stuffing is wet bread with pieces of wet celery stuck to it. Everyone says they love it, but they never prepare it on any other day of the year. The majority of the other side dishes are factory-rejected baby food."
How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
To remind everyone how grateful we should be for all the readily available, appealing food that is easy to prepare and that everyone enjoys eating,...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is so true it's almost painful
Ooh! Ooh! Is it a flannel-lined coffin?
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Ooh! Ooh! Is it a flannel-lined coffin?
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Miss Piggy responds
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Miss Piggy responds
someone mentioned the election results would make him stroke out 😂
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
someone mentioned the election results would make him stroke out 😂
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Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.
"don't call us, we'll call you"
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"don't call us, we'll call you"
Gosh, @microsoft.com - it takes me a full 1/100th of a second to recognize these are phishing attempts. Is it too much to ask for Copilot to recognize the obvious patterns (something AI is supposed to be good at) and keep this shit out of my "Focused" inbox? JFC. Make your products actually useful
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gosh, @microsoft.com - it takes me a full 1/100th of a second to recognize these are phishing attempts. Is it too much to ask for Copilot to recognize the obvious patterns (something AI is supposed to be good at) and keep this shit out of my "Focused" inbox? JFC. Make your products actually useful
Now that made me laugh
If there’s one thing we *know* the median MAGA voter was animated by when they voted for Trump in November 2024, it was the creation of more spaces for rich people to do ballroom dancing
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Now that made me laugh
Oh, well -- they'll have to tear the whole place down anyway to remove the stench of Donny Diaperload's rotting corpse
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh, well -- they'll have to tear the whole place down anyway to remove the stench of Donny Diaperload's rotting corpse
So what was the AI prompt?
"Make a video where I'm a king wearing a crown and flying a fighter jet that inexplicably has a large cargo bay. Also make sure I'm wearing the mask incorrectly, because when I drop my diarrhea payload, I want to be able to SMELL it while also looking stupid."?
"Make a video where I'm a king wearing a crown and flying a fighter jet that inexplicably has a large cargo bay. Also make sure I'm wearing the mask incorrectly, because when I drop my diarrhea payload, I want to be able to SMELL it while also looking stupid."?
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
So what was the AI prompt?
"Make a video where I'm a king wearing a crown and flying a fighter jet that inexplicably has a large cargo bay. Also make sure I'm wearing the mask incorrectly, because when I drop my diarrhea payload, I want to be able to SMELL it while also looking stupid."?
"Make a video where I'm a king wearing a crown and flying a fighter jet that inexplicably has a large cargo bay. Also make sure I'm wearing the mask incorrectly, because when I drop my diarrhea payload, I want to be able to SMELL it while also looking stupid."?
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Don’t forget.
October 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Don’t forget.
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It's indicative of our times that my first guess in Wordle every day is something like "fraud" "thief" "crime" "liars" "abuse" "grift" "steal" "loser"
October 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's indicative of our times that my first guess in Wordle every day is something like "fraud" "thief" "crime" "liars" "abuse" "grift" "steal" "loser"
One of my favorites. This essay has triggered many jokes among my group of friends for years, as well as a number of gourd-themed gifts.
It's not Pumpkin Spice season -- it's ...
It's not Pumpkin Spice season -- it's ...
"Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real."
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...
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September 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
One of my favorites. This essay has triggered many jokes among my group of friends for years, as well as a number of gourd-themed gifts.
It's not Pumpkin Spice season -- it's ...
It's not Pumpkin Spice season -- it's ...
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I love Chris
I’ve summed up Trump’s 53 page UN complaint manifesto in one easy to understand image
September 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I love Chris
One of my favorite scenes, and a perfect meme for today
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
One of my favorite scenes, and a perfect meme for today
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He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time.
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
September 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time.
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
Yep
If you're not sufficiently sorrowful at Robert Redford's death I will NOT call your employer and demand your termination. Because I'm not in a cult and I'm not a complete asshole.
You and I will probably not be friends though.
You and I will probably not be friends though.
September 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Yep
Is it... is it possible he said something truthful? Is this a first?
Trump at his golf club last night:
“Smart people don’t like me”
“Smart people don’t like me”
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is it... is it possible he said something truthful? Is this a first?
How is it that, until yesterday, I'd never heard of The Tiny Chef Show? OMFG! Whoever makes it is weird and hilarious
youtu.be/CboKuAjuKCM?...
youtu.be/CboKuAjuKCM?...
Tiny Chef's Meditation
YouTube video by The Tiny Chef Show
youtu.be
September 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
How is it that, until yesterday, I'd never heard of The Tiny Chef Show? OMFG! Whoever makes it is weird and hilarious
youtu.be/CboKuAjuKCM?...
youtu.be/CboKuAjuKCM?...