D.Fitz in the 406
@dfitz406.bsky.social
Real name Darla Fitzpatrick ☘️
Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills.
Dem 🩵 but not too far left.
🥩🍗 Carnivore 🥓 🍖
Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies
Remember democracy? That was nice.
#FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
Elder GenX. Lifelong Montanan with critical thinking skills.
Dem 🩵 but not too far left.
🥩🍗 Carnivore 🥓 🍖
Good at my comms job, mediocre at hobbies
Remember democracy? That was nice.
#FUCKTRUMP #FUCKMUSK #FUCKZUCK #RESIST
Christians like Kolvet make me proud to be atheist
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Christians like Kolvet make me proud to be atheist
"Kristi Noem, seen here pantomiming how she got her job, ..."
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"Kristi Noem, seen here pantomiming how she got her job, ..."
and I misspoke. I wasn't charged 50% more. It was actually 60% more.
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
and I misspoke. I wasn't charged 50% more. It was actually 60% more.
Remember when we all thought the movie Idiocracy was hilarious because of its impossibly far-fetched storyline?
It was a simpler time
It was a simpler time
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Remember when we all thought the movie Idiocracy was hilarious because of its impossibly far-fetched storyline?
It was a simpler time
It was a simpler time
the point is a LOT of those Trump 2024 voters went for the D candidate just a scant year later. Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the point is a LOT of those Trump 2024 voters went for the D candidate just a scant year later. Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good
Oh, yay. I hope my inflated energy bill is all worth it.
Meanwhile, after being asked whether our state has two U.S. senators (a question so easy a 5th grader could answer it), AI said we have three senators, because two men share one of the seats.
Things with AI are going great.
Meanwhile, after being asked whether our state has two U.S. senators (a question so easy a 5th grader could answer it), AI said we have three senators, because two men share one of the seats.
Things with AI are going great.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Oh, yay. I hope my inflated energy bill is all worth it.
Meanwhile, after being asked whether our state has two U.S. senators (a question so easy a 5th grader could answer it), AI said we have three senators, because two men share one of the seats.
Things with AI are going great.
Meanwhile, after being asked whether our state has two U.S. senators (a question so easy a 5th grader could answer it), AI said we have three senators, because two men share one of the seats.
Things with AI are going great.
The good news is, Gordon lives a hate-filled, miserable life and I love that for him!
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The good news is, Gordon lives a hate-filled, miserable life and I love that for him!
I worked for three different not-for-profit health insurance plans in my state (one a national org, two regional). If we were given rate increases showing our middle-of-the road Silver plan would cost MORE than our richer Gold plan, we'd go back to our underwriters and say, WTF are you smoking?
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I worked for three different not-for-profit health insurance plans in my state (one a national org, two regional). If we were given rate increases showing our middle-of-the road Silver plan would cost MORE than our richer Gold plan, we'd go back to our underwriters and say, WTF are you smoking?
well, he's dead, and the one who was planning to shoot him at a golf course was found guilty and is due to be sentenced in a couple weeks. They don't mess around when it comes to protecting Donny Diaperload
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
well, he's dead, and the one who was planning to shoot him at a golf course was found guilty and is due to be sentenced in a couple weeks. They don't mess around when it comes to protecting Donny Diaperload
Just make it two stories, with one story underground. Like a bunker. Complete with a pistol and a copy of Mein Kampf. Then lock him in. What a f*cking loser
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just make it two stories, with one story underground. Like a bunker. Complete with a pistol and a copy of Mein Kampf. Then lock him in. What a f*cking loser
I'll file this under "Duh"
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'll file this under "Duh"
I want to know what that strange scarf is covering up. Surgery for thyroid cancer?
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I want to know what that strange scarf is covering up. Surgery for thyroid cancer?
I'm from Montana. A friend posted a screenshot of an AI answer to the question, Does Montana have two Senators? AI said yes, but then claimed one of the two seats is jointly held by Steve Daines AND Jon Tester. Yeah. That's how that works.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm from Montana. A friend posted a screenshot of an AI answer to the question, Does Montana have two Senators? AI said yes, but then claimed one of the two seats is jointly held by Steve Daines AND Jon Tester. Yeah. That's how that works.
Ooh... someone who stays up at night seems awfully worried about losing maga traction
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ooh... someone who stays up at night seems awfully worried about losing maga traction
And, uh, a list with fewer items is not the same as a list with more items. Distract maga cult members with this cute little charade about the quality, so they won't notice the bigger charade about the quantity
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
And, uh, a list with fewer items is not the same as a list with more items. Distract maga cult members with this cute little charade about the quality, so they won't notice the bigger charade about the quantity
Guess they really don't want to be in the House anymore
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Guess they really don't want to be in the House anymore
Reminds me of an old Louis C.K. bit. (I know, he's a creep. I know. Still a funny bit.) "Eeeegghh, my flight was delayed for an hour! Waaaah!" "Oh, was jt? And then did you magically FLY THROUGH THE AIR?"
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reminds me of an old Louis C.K. bit. (I know, he's a creep. I know. Still a funny bit.) "Eeeegghh, my flight was delayed for an hour! Waaaah!" "Oh, was jt? And then did you magically FLY THROUGH THE AIR?"
So true. Allegiant advertises getaways for as low as $48, but you soon realize that if you want a plane that actually has wings, it'll cost you another $79 pp. And they'll let you upgrade to a plane with landing gear for just $119 more! Hurry -- Only 4 seats left at this price! Such a joke
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So true. Allegiant advertises getaways for as low as $48, but you soon realize that if you want a plane that actually has wings, it'll cost you another $79 pp. And they'll let you upgrade to a plane with landing gear for just $119 more! Hurry -- Only 4 seats left at this price! Such a joke
you've never visited Montana, I guess
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
you've never visited Montana, I guess
Apparently, he's never visited Montana
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Apparently, he's never visited Montana