DETECTIVE: did you know the victim

WITNESS: yeah it’s our neighbor mr weiss

DETECTIVE: did you see what happened

WITNESS: some short dude jumped mr weiss and tased him until he was dead

DETECTIVE: *leans in close* you tellin me a shrimp fried this weiss

Making friends at the wine tasting by asking everyone if they spit or swallow.

meditate on this tweet frequently

I love saying the word exacerbate like I know what the fuck fancy words are. I’ll toss that into anything. Don’t exacerbate that sandwich by putting on too much mustard. What are you gonna do? Challenge me, the man who used the fancy word?

sonic heroes is pretty plainly the best 3D sonic game as a work of pure elemental game design. constantly making decisions. team formation, shortcuts, everything has tradeoffs and there’s always opportunities to optimise. which is why it’s extra funny it controls Like That

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Sonic Heroes🔵🔴🟡🔥🔥🔥

#sonic #sonicthehedgehog #idwsonic #sonicfanart #tailsthefox #knucklestheechidna #rougethebat #shadowthehedgehog #bigthecat #amyrose #creamtherabbit #SonicHeroes #charmythebee #vectorthecrocodile #espiothechameleon
#omega

Quick post to state my interests for any folk following me
One Piece
Football
FPL
Darts
COD
BG3
Few animes like JJK, JJBA, Black Clover
Stardew
Terraria