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Meh!
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Hi. Hey. Mike here. When media companies cancel Late Night shows to appease fascist presidents, America fucking ends.
July 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The universe is… beige?

In 2002, astronomers found that the average color of everything in the univerise that emits or reflects light is a color called ‘cosmic latte.’ It’s a beige hue very close to white.

At least it’s not millennial gray.
May 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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let’s just pretend
May 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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"I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. I will not slap him. BUT I REALLY F'N WANT TO!"
May 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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U.S. Offers Semiconductors To China In Exchange For Holographic Charizard
U.S. Offers Semiconductors To China In Exchange For Holographic Charizard
WASHINGTON—Promising to lift export controls on AI chips if they received the rare first-edition trading card in return, U.S. trade negotiators reportedly offered China access to advanced semiconducto...
theonion.com
May 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Fact!
Iceberg lettuce is bullshit.
May 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison theonion.com/trump-v...
May 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Square root days happen only a few times in a century, and the man who brought the day fame is celebrating his sixth one.
Be square and get to the root of it! Celebrate Square Root Day today!
Square root days happen only a few times in a century, and the man who brought the day fame is celebrating his sixth one.
www.npr.org
May 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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🦈
February 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I ❤️ theater folk! Here’s another story you may enjoy, too. These kids are impressive.

#REDACTED

www.kqed.org/arts/1397192...
After Censorship, Santa Rosa Students Write Their Own Play — and Take the Gold | KQED
A state festival awarded top honors to ‘REDACTED,’ which ruthlessly lampooned district officials.
www.kqed.org
February 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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👇🏻👇🏻
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
February 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM