devan
@devan.bsky.social
Explain a film plot badly:
Cardboard box maintains structural integrity despite fluid penetrating interior surface
Cardboard box maintains structural integrity despite fluid penetrating interior surface
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
Cardboard box maintains structural integrity despite fluid penetrating interior surface
Cardboard box maintains structural integrity despite fluid penetrating interior surface
the other months’ ides must be so fucking jealous
March 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
the other months’ ides must be so fucking jealous
Becca
Rebecca
Tribec(c)a
Rerebecca
Rebecca
Tribec(c)a
Rerebecca
March 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Becca
Rebecca
Tribec(c)a
Rerebecca
Rebecca
Tribec(c)a
Rerebecca
Never worked there but if somebody could help get me on the list I’d appreciate it
March 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Never worked there but if somebody could help get me on the list I’d appreciate it
*peeing with the lights out*
yellow darkness my old friend
yellow darkness my old friend
February 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
*peeing with the lights out*
yellow darkness my old friend
yellow darkness my old friend
I bet we’re gonna see not a small number of Instagram clones in like a week. I hope one of them goes full Bluesky so we can leave IG for it
January 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I bet we’re gonna see not a small number of Instagram clones in like a week. I hope one of them goes full Bluesky so we can leave IG for it
I’d read about Perfect Days (2023) as an Ozu heir, and it is, but also / even more imo, it is a Jeanne Dielman remake
January 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’d read about Perfect Days (2023) as an Ozu heir, and it is, but also / even more imo, it is a Jeanne Dielman remake
so they’ll look like a cyclops in a powered wig, who you can give a little name to, like Sam. now you have a new friend to start 2025 with
January 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
so they’ll look like a cyclops in a powered wig, who you can give a little name to, like Sam. now you have a new friend to start 2025 with
people always trying to get me to buy an expensive juice and like, my belly does that for free
December 19, 2024 at 1:44 AM
people always trying to get me to buy an expensive juice and like, my belly does that for free
there are so many Middletowns, and all but one are incorrect
December 15, 2024 at 1:55 AM
there are so many Middletowns, and all but one are incorrect
wait i thought their wax would go on me? not the other way around 🤔
December 10, 2024 at 10:30 PM
wait i thought their wax would go on me? not the other way around 🤔
catacombs imply the existence of dogacombs, burial tunnels with less gravity, a sense of unbridled fun
December 4, 2024 at 11:23 PM
catacombs imply the existence of dogacombs, burial tunnels with less gravity, a sense of unbridled fun
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image.
November 3, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image.
nap like nobody’s watching
November 1, 2024 at 8:43 PM
nap like nobody’s watching
change what the skeleton is holding
💀
|{I}\_🤌
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💀
|{I}\_🤌
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change what the skeleton is holding
💀
|{I}\_🎸
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💀
|{I}\_🎸
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change what the skeleton is holding
💀
|{I}\_🦖
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💀
|{I}\_🦖
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October 20, 2024 at 10:14 AM
change what the skeleton is holding
💀
|{I}\_🤌
/ \
/_ \_
💀
|{I}\_🤌
/ \
/_ \_
*parrot voice*
peace and love Brrrk peace and love
peace and love Brrrk peace and love
October 3, 2024 at 3:29 AM
*parrot voice*
peace and love Brrrk peace and love
peace and love Brrrk peace and love
finally, we know why — and how — Billie Joe wants to be awakened when September ends
once September ends it will be... Hawk-tuah-ber
October 1, 2024 at 9:43 AM
finally, we know why — and how — Billie Joe wants to be awakened when September ends
At this point, I think it’s pretty safe to say Schrödinger’s cat is dead
September 27, 2024 at 10:47 PM
At this point, I think it’s pretty safe to say Schrödinger’s cat is dead
My 2FA codes have been 🔥 lately, not to brag
September 26, 2024 at 11:22 AM
My 2FA codes have been 🔥 lately, not to brag
why is nobody protesting those cowards at google for not having eggplant in emoji kitchen
August 21, 2024 at 11:59 AM
why is nobody protesting those cowards at google for not having eggplant in emoji kitchen
*walks straight into wall*
July 11, 2024 at 2:55 AM
*walks straight into wall*
I was happier when we didn’t post about Eurovision
May 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I was happier when we didn’t post about Eurovision
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Why would I want to destroy your sweater
May 10, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Why would I want to destroy your sweater
@rusty.todayintabs.com Hi! You are the only content I pay for and the parasocial relationship of mine for which I am most grateful but automated testing seems like an extremely reasonable way to run a consumer-facing app!
This is all mostly an excuse to say the “Hi!” part
This is all mostly an excuse to say the “Hi!” part
May 9, 2024 at 10:17 PM
@rusty.todayintabs.com Hi! You are the only content I pay for and the parasocial relationship of mine for which I am most grateful but automated testing seems like an extremely reasonable way to run a consumer-facing app!
This is all mostly an excuse to say the “Hi!” part
This is all mostly an excuse to say the “Hi!” part