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Snowflake of Death
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My sarcasm is a coping mechanism.

I’m really nice once you get to know me.

I speak in movie quotes.

40+
She is LITERALLY up my butt!

I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Great. Now I’m stuck here being a pillow for the evening
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is Christmas lights on the olive tree on the right taking things too far?
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Fin
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
With all due respect to the turkey, it is time
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I swear this isn’t a postcard.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Where I’m staying for Halloween. How perfect is this!?!
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Problem —> solution
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It’s my birthday today and a drink in a pub in Shotteswell sounds like it’s just the way to commemorate it 🎉
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Learn to lay on the carpet like your dog does
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ever listen to a song that you’ve never heard before and it uncorks a wave of emotions that you’ve bottled up inside for years but didn’t realize that you did? No? Just me?
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I like how this changes the perspective of things
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Flowers and a stick of gourmet pepperoni.

Up until today, I’ve been doing this courting thing all wrong.
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If anyone is looking to get a jump start on a Christmas gift for me…

For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
September 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is who runs this account
August 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Such a beautiful love song

Willie and Ray were such an underrated duet pairing.

youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9...
Willie Nelson - Seven Spanish Angels (Official Video)
YouTube video by WillieNelsonVEVO
youtube.com
August 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I just felt the first twinge of fall weather and now I’m sad
August 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The answer to last night’s zucchini question was zucchini stuffed with Italian sausage
August 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Life hack: dishes in drawers instead of cabinets. No need to lift your arms over your head.
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What does one do with zucchini bigger than my forearm?
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Advertise your account with a gif.
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
All I need
July 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Best dinner date ever
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM