Snowflake of Death
@duckofdeath.bsky.social
My sarcasm is a coping mechanism.
I’m really nice once you get to know me.
I speak in movie quotes.
40+
I’m really nice once you get to know me.
I speak in movie quotes.
40+
She is LITERALLY up my butt!
I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
She is LITERALLY up my butt!
I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
Great. Now I’m stuck here being a pillow for the evening
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Great. Now I’m stuck here being a pillow for the evening
Is Christmas lights on the olive tree on the right taking things too far?
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Is Christmas lights on the olive tree on the right taking things too far?
With all due respect to the turkey, it is time
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
With all due respect to the turkey, it is time
I swear this isn’t a postcard.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I swear this isn’t a postcard.
Where I’m staying for Halloween. How perfect is this!?!
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Where I’m staying for Halloween. How perfect is this!?!
Problem —> solution
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Problem —> solution
It’s my birthday today and a drink in a pub in Shotteswell sounds like it’s just the way to commemorate it 🎉
October 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It’s my birthday today and a drink in a pub in Shotteswell sounds like it’s just the way to commemorate it 🎉
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".
Learn to lay on the carpet like your dog does
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Learn to lay on the carpet like your dog does
Ever listen to a song that you’ve never heard before and it uncorks a wave of emotions that you’ve bottled up inside for years but didn’t realize that you did? No? Just me?
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Ever listen to a song that you’ve never heard before and it uncorks a wave of emotions that you’ve bottled up inside for years but didn’t realize that you did? No? Just me?
I like how this changes the perspective of things
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I like how this changes the perspective of things
Flowers and a stick of gourmet pepperoni.
Up until today, I’ve been doing this courting thing all wrong.
Up until today, I’ve been doing this courting thing all wrong.
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Flowers and a stick of gourmet pepperoni.
Up until today, I’ve been doing this courting thing all wrong.
Up until today, I’ve been doing this courting thing all wrong.
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
If anyone is looking to get a jump start on a Christmas gift for me…
For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
September 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If anyone is looking to get a jump start on a Christmas gift for me…
For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
This is who runs this account
August 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This is who runs this account
Such a beautiful love song
Willie and Ray were such an underrated duet pairing.
youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9...
Willie and Ray were such an underrated duet pairing.
youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9...
Willie Nelson - Seven Spanish Angels (Official Video)
YouTube video by WillieNelsonVEVO
youtube.com
August 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Such a beautiful love song
Willie and Ray were such an underrated duet pairing.
youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9...
Willie and Ray were such an underrated duet pairing.
youtube.com/watch?v=x8A9...
I just felt the first twinge of fall weather and now I’m sad
August 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I just felt the first twinge of fall weather and now I’m sad
The answer to last night’s zucchini question was zucchini stuffed with Italian sausage
August 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The answer to last night’s zucchini question was zucchini stuffed with Italian sausage
Life hack: dishes in drawers instead of cabinets. No need to lift your arms over your head.
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Life hack: dishes in drawers instead of cabinets. No need to lift your arms over your head.
What does one do with zucchini bigger than my forearm?
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What does one do with zucchini bigger than my forearm?
Advertise your account with a gif.
August 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Advertise your account with a gif.
Best dinner date ever
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Best dinner date ever