Snowflake of Death
@duckofdeath.bsky.social
My sarcasm is a coping mechanism.
I’m really nice once you get to know me.
I speak in movie quotes.
40+
I’m really nice once you get to know me.
I speak in movie quotes.
40+
She is LITERALLY up my butt!
I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
She is LITERALLY up my butt!
I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
Great. Now I’m stuck here being a pillow for the evening
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Great. Now I’m stuck here being a pillow for the evening
Is Christmas lights on the olive tree on the right taking things too far?
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Is Christmas lights on the olive tree on the right taking things too far?
With all due respect to the turkey, it is time
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
With all due respect to the turkey, it is time
I swear this isn’t a postcard.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I swear this isn’t a postcard.
Where I’m staying for Halloween. How perfect is this!?!
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Where I’m staying for Halloween. How perfect is this!?!
Problem —> solution
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Problem —> solution
Learn to lay on the carpet like your dog does
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Learn to lay on the carpet like your dog does
I like how this changes the perspective of things
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I like how this changes the perspective of things
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
If anyone is looking to get a jump start on a Christmas gift for me…
For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
September 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If anyone is looking to get a jump start on a Christmas gift for me…
For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
The answer to last night’s zucchini question was zucchini stuffed with Italian sausage
August 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The answer to last night’s zucchini question was zucchini stuffed with Italian sausage
Life hack: dishes in drawers instead of cabinets. No need to lift your arms over your head.
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Life hack: dishes in drawers instead of cabinets. No need to lift your arms over your head.
What does one do with zucchini bigger than my forearm?
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What does one do with zucchini bigger than my forearm?
I’ll sit here with you then
August 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’ll sit here with you then
Best dinner date ever
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Best dinner date ever
This mirror made me look not out of shape and now I will have to pull this mirror off the wall and take it with me everywhere I go.
July 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This mirror made me look not out of shape and now I will have to pull this mirror off the wall and take it with me everywhere I go.
Have a Grateful Saturday
July 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Have a Grateful Saturday
Sounds of morning
June 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Sounds of morning
The banjo player is only 17🤯
June 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The banjo player is only 17🤯
As you wish, my dear.
June 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
As you wish, my dear.
Haters will say this is fake
June 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Haters will say this is fake
Just remember that when you’re ignoring me, you’re also ignoring her
June 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just remember that when you’re ignoring me, you’re also ignoring her