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Snowflake of Death
@duckofdeath.bsky.social
My sarcasm is a coping mechanism.

I’m really nice once you get to know me.

I speak in movie quotes.

40+
She is LITERALLY up my butt!

I’ve been stuck here for about an hour. Send snacks.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Great. Now I’m stuck here being a pillow for the evening
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is Christmas lights on the olive tree on the right taking things too far?
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Fin
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
With all due respect to the turkey, it is time
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I swear this isn’t a postcard.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Where I’m staying for Halloween. How perfect is this!?!
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Problem —> solution
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Learn to lay on the carpet like your dog does
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I like how this changes the perspective of things
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If anyone is looking to get a jump start on a Christmas gift for me…

For the legal scholars, don’t worry. It’s not a copyright infringement. It’s ’unofficial’.
September 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The answer to last night’s zucchini question was zucchini stuffed with Italian sausage
August 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Life hack: dishes in drawers instead of cabinets. No need to lift your arms over your head.
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What does one do with zucchini bigger than my forearm?
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’ll sit here with you then
August 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
All I need
July 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Best dinner date ever
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This mirror made me look not out of shape and now I will have to pull this mirror off the wall and take it with me everywhere I go.
July 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Have a Grateful Saturday
July 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Sounds of morning
June 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The banjo player is only 17🤯
June 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
As you wish, my dear.
June 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Haters will say this is fake
June 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just remember that when you’re ignoring me, you’re also ignoring her
June 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM