devan
@devan.bsky.social
Never worked there but if somebody could help get me on the list I’d appreciate it
March 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Never worked there but if somebody could help get me on the list I’d appreciate it
so they’ll look like a cyclops in a powered wig, who you can give a little name to, like Sam. now you have a new friend to start 2025 with
January 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
so they’ll look like a cyclops in a powered wig, who you can give a little name to, like Sam. now you have a new friend to start 2025 with
wait i thought their wax would go on me? not the other way around 🤔
December 10, 2024 at 10:30 PM
wait i thought their wax would go on me? not the other way around 🤔
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image.
November 3, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender in one image.
*parrot voice*
peace and love Brrrk peace and love
peace and love Brrrk peace and love
October 3, 2024 at 3:29 AM
*parrot voice*
peace and love Brrrk peace and love
peace and love Brrrk peace and love
My 2FA codes have been 🔥 lately, not to brag
September 26, 2024 at 11:22 AM
My 2FA codes have been 🔥 lately, not to brag
*walks straight into wall*
July 11, 2024 at 2:55 AM
*walks straight into wall*
what idiot called it lube instead of
April 9, 2024 at 1:05 PM
what idiot called it lube instead of
so lucky to be honored with my own category in yesterday’s Connections
February 24, 2024 at 3:21 PM
so lucky to be honored with my own category in yesterday’s Connections
I SAID, ARE THOSE NOISE-CANCELING
February 12, 2024 at 11:25 AM
I SAID, ARE THOSE NOISE-CANCELING
most insightful Zoom-meeting auto-transcription error of all time
January 12, 2024 at 2:16 PM
most insightful Zoom-meeting auto-transcription error of all time
i'm sorry but if you need tips on this from a video-game company, you need to hold off on dating and get yourself into therapy
November 29, 2023 at 9:00 PM
i'm sorry but if you need tips on this from a video-game company, you need to hold off on dating and get yourself into therapy
the scariest jack o’lantern you’ve ever seen
October 28, 2023 at 11:55 PM
the scariest jack o’lantern you’ve ever seen
time to mobilize. chicago, we’re coming for you. you’ve been warned
October 11, 2023 at 2:14 PM
time to mobilize. chicago, we’re coming for you. you’ve been warned
Sorry I’m late, your honor. I—
October 2, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Sorry I’m late, your honor. I—
they updated the list of attachment styles
October 1, 2023 at 6:03 PM
they updated the list of attachment styles
me when i’m urinating with vengeance on my mind
September 27, 2023 at 1:07 AM
me when i’m urinating with vengeance on my mind
Advertise your account with just one image
September 22, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Advertise your account with just one image
did the aliens write this
September 22, 2023 at 2:08 AM
did the aliens write this
better be ayahuasca in that water
September 9, 2023 at 3:16 PM
better be ayahuasca in that water
for years we awaited the arrival of Bad Bunny in his final form,
July 14, 2023 at 11:42 PM
for years we awaited the arrival of Bad Bunny in his final form,