Detachable Fetus
@detachablefetus.bsky.social
Taller than you’d think. Full of ire. I will make anything into a quesadilla. I like knives. Here for the resistance, sarcasm is my weapon of choice.
I kissed the earth and I liked it
April 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I kissed the earth and I liked it
If you’ve ever been to The Villages you somehow understand The Lottery in a different way
April 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you’ve ever been to The Villages you somehow understand The Lottery in a different way
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Prediction:
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Prediction:
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
Today (4/9/25) registered the greatest ill gotten gains from insider trading in history.
Shock and awe now coming to institutions near you, stay tuned for more despair
April 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Shock and awe now coming to institutions near you, stay tuned for more despair
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Thank you Wisconsin.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Thank you Wisconsin.
Already had January Fools’ February Fools’ and March Fools’ so hard to guess what today will bring
April 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Already had January Fools’ February Fools’ and March Fools’ so hard to guess what today will bring
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It still astonishes me that more people in politics and our media pretend to be concerned about kids having missed school than kids having been killed or sickened by Covid.
COVID-19 is a leading cause of death in children and young people in
A new study led by researchers at the University of Oxford’s Department of Computer Science has found that, between 2021 and 2022, COVID-19 was a leading cause of death in children and young people
www.ox.ac.uk
December 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
It still astonishes me that more people in politics and our media pretend to be concerned about kids having missed school than kids having been killed or sickened by Covid.
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Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson made her Broadway debut in & Juliet this weekend in a one-night-only performance.
She fulfilled a childhood dream.
Love this!
💕
She fulfilled a childhood dream.
Love this!
💕
December 16, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson made her Broadway debut in & Juliet this weekend in a one-night-only performance.
She fulfilled a childhood dream.
Love this!
💕
She fulfilled a childhood dream.
Love this!
💕
Which national parks are most at risk? Very concerned about this.
December 3, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Which national parks are most at risk? Very concerned about this.
Internal small fires of glee as I think of ways to resist in the coming years.
November 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Internal small fires of glee as I think of ways to resist in the coming years.
Yesterday I got so frazzled thinking about Texas concentration camps and pending pandemics I had to express my feelings through charcuterie
November 21, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Yesterday I got so frazzled thinking about Texas concentration camps and pending pandemics I had to express my feelings through charcuterie
I just dont have it in me to do this again. Can we do the thing where we learn from the past and get on this right away? Kthx
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
Bird flu in Canada may have mutated to become more transmissible to humans
Scientists are racing to understand what a hospitalized teen’s case of bird flu may mean for future outbreaks
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I just dont have it in me to do this again. Can we do the thing where we learn from the past and get on this right away? Kthx
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
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Tell me more about how you’re deeply concerned that men are transitioning just to prey on women in bathrooms but you’re not concerned at all about the men who are preying on women out in the open and becoming elected officials.
November 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Tell me more about how you’re deeply concerned that men are transitioning just to prey on women in bathrooms but you’re not concerned at all about the men who are preying on women out in the open and becoming elected officials.
Uggghh blargggh I cannot handle MTG even being considered for anything, she is an amateur modern art looking over baked potato full of delusions of adequacy.
November 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Uggghh blargggh I cannot handle MTG even being considered for anything, she is an amateur modern art looking over baked potato full of delusions of adequacy.
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
Run free, ladies, you are all of us
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Run free, ladies, you are all of us
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Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
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Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
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Disease prevalence in US states before & after vaccine introduction
Graphic from Edward Tufte
More graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d... 🧪
Graphic from Edward Tufte
More graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d... 🧪
November 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Disease prevalence in US states before & after vaccine introduction
Graphic from Edward Tufte
More graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d... 🧪
Graphic from Edward Tufte
More graphics.wsj.com/infectious-d... 🧪
I seem to vacillate between despair, “watch it burn,” and that feeling of maniacal fart-in-church laughter. Very occasional and weak hope. Gotta strengthen
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I seem to vacillate between despair, “watch it burn,” and that feeling of maniacal fart-in-church laughter. Very occasional and weak hope. Gotta strengthen
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Vaccines are one of the most important inventions humans have ever made. Period.
November 15, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Vaccines are one of the most important inventions humans have ever made. Period.
I once got put in Twitmo because I said I wanted to punch MTG so hard her legs became trombones. Hope I can say that here. It was literary violence not real, duh.
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I once got put in Twitmo because I said I wanted to punch MTG so hard her legs became trombones. Hope I can say that here. It was literary violence not real, duh.
All the dystopian world shit I’ve read in my life may not have adequately prepared me for this, which kind of sucks.
November 14, 2024 at 2:03 PM
All the dystopian world shit I’ve read in my life may not have adequately prepared me for this, which kind of sucks.