Detachable Fetus
@detachablefetus.bsky.social
Taller than you’d think. Full of ire. I will make anything into a quesadilla. I like knives. Here for the resistance, sarcasm is my weapon of choice.
An army of the dead sounds like appropriate peers for him
April 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
An army of the dead sounds like appropriate peers for him
Probably used a church scepter in an unconventional way
April 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Probably used a church scepter in an unconventional way
Hard agree. Not a fresh flower in the garden of life. An heir to the Massengill fortune. Prob did coke off a newborn fontanelle.
April 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hard agree. Not a fresh flower in the garden of life. An heir to the Massengill fortune. Prob did coke off a newborn fontanelle.
That can never be said enough, really.
April 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
That can never be said enough, really.
Racist care bear looking furniture liking cabbage patch Draco Malfoy
April 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Racist care bear looking furniture liking cabbage patch Draco Malfoy
She has small yappy dog energy and oyster cracker looking eyes
April 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
She has small yappy dog energy and oyster cracker looking eyes
I can’t think of anyone who belongs less at an Easter egg roll
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I can’t think of anyone who belongs less at an Easter egg roll
As an injury researcher I can say this is devastating for every single person on earth—our work keeps everyone safer.
April 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
As an injury researcher I can say this is devastating for every single person on earth—our work keeps everyone safer.
What in the Joseph Semmelweis is wrong with that guy
April 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What in the Joseph Semmelweis is wrong with that guy
Good, he’s a complete turd and more importantly shows no signs of competence whatsoever
April 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Good, he’s a complete turd and more importantly shows no signs of competence whatsoever
Bro literally made an ass of himself with this, his rectum opus
April 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Bro literally made an ass of himself with this, his rectum opus
Oh wow I did not expect alive. What wonderful news. Respect and gratitude to Van Hollen.
April 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Oh wow I did not expect alive. What wonderful news. Respect and gratitude to Van Hollen.
If you put “churches” in place of Harvard I think he’s onto something
April 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you put “churches” in place of Harvard I think he’s onto something
It’s the Whiteness Protection Program
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It’s the Whiteness Protection Program
She challenges my equanimity
April 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
She challenges my equanimity
Do these moths also turn to dust when you smack them with a towel? I’m not endorsing violence but normal moths do that which is freaky
April 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Do these moths also turn to dust when you smack them with a towel? I’m not endorsing violence but normal moths do that which is freaky
Call your congresspeople! This is a huge and critical contribution and an incredible way to show up.
April 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Call your congresspeople! This is a huge and critical contribution and an incredible way to show up.
I do not like her
April 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I do not like her
He has a concept of a notion flanked by a possible idea on one side and an aim on the other
April 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
He has a concept of a notion flanked by a possible idea on one side and an aim on the other
Fucking thimble headed gherkin
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Fucking thimble headed gherkin