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A place I wake up blushing like I'm ashamed to be alive
September 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Folks things are not looking good on this front
I think if I do not learn how to have fun or feel joy in my life within the year I am going to fucking die!!!
May 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When you take your car into the mechanic do you have a number in mind like “okay if this is more than $500 I’m just gonna end it all” or just me
May 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If I was a billionaire I would not be addicted to the internet and group chats I would probably just buy a house and invite people over to my house to hang out and watch movies or something. That’s the dream
May 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Here’s the world’s blurriest photo of phil elverum. Plus I got to see him body a taco before the show
April 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
God is a Mr. Beast-style YouTuber and my life is a prop in a video entitled “I gave this man suicidal ideation EVERY DAY of his life 😈🤣 How many decades can he survive? (CHALLENGE)” and the thumbnail says “15+ years??? 😧”
April 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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jk rowling funded a case going before the supreme court that argues it should be legal to discriminate against and persecute trans ppl.

yet still we have to listen to ‘centrists’ claiming she isn’t bigoted she just has ‘a difference of opinion’.

no trans ppl have a voice in these proceedings.
November 26, 2024 at 10:14 AM
The lived human experience is palpably cheapened with Elon in the world. It is metaphysically embarrassing to be a human in this moment of history
The fact a man who posts things like this is among the richest, most powerful people in history has seriously eroded my relationship to reality and is driving me inexorably towards a psychotic break
April 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Still thinking about this
April 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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musk is one of those guys that i dont think actually has qualia
April 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
God hates us too much for this to happen but it’d be so cool if he offed himself over this
seems like someone might be panican
April 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ethical gnomonogamy is when you date several sundials at once send tweet
April 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ruined my morning by going through the full “crimes involving the order of nine angels” wiki
April 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My favorite tree is the bradford pear I don’t know why I just love being around them in the spring
April 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Sackets Harbor, NY is so small that there’s one pre k-12 school with 475 students. Three of those students were disappeared by ICE.

Here is a statement published today by school principal Jaime Cook:
April 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Clear now that what the trump admin is doing is eliminating the very expectation that the government needs to act on things. Can’t pressure them to address the climate or medicine or public health if there’s no research or data about what needs done
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Millennial parenting influencers: buzzfeed listicle top ten heckin poop machine bebe memes

Gen Z parenting influencers: motherhood connects you to something greater than yourself: the advancement of the White Race
April 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you don’t have this in your house I’m not coming

If you do have this in your house I’m gonna put my whole mouth on it
April 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
See this is why you should only date men like me (annual salary under $40,000)
April 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I know people are having fun but like. We all understand this isn’t a real person right
April 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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SCOOP: YouTube removes 'gender identity' from hate speech policy. "YouTube quietly removing ‘gender identity and expression’ from its list of protected groups is a major radical shift away from best practices in the field of trust and safety."
YouTube removes 'gender identity' from hate speech policy
TariffTokers, Gen Z’s ‘it couple’, Easter potatoes, anti-MAGA hats, Zuck's D.C. mansion, Amazon's TikTok bid, Silicon Valley's cupid, and the fastest growing political channels on YouTube
www.usermag.co
April 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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"we tried to warn you!"

no, you carefully explained why you don't care for marginalized people. you support genocide. effective wages have been declining for 40 years & the savings and purchasing power of each generation has gotten smaller. you lectured us that we were actually doing well. lol
April 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
That’s ok I was actually done buying things anyway
April 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The soft animal of your body. The hard fish of your body. The sticky protozoa of your body
April 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The only Economic Progress I’ve witnessed in my lifetime was when you could buy the good unsweetened natural peanut butter in store brand. And you can’t even fucking do that anymore and Wall Street will run red with blood because of it
April 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM