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Der Witzboldt
@derwitzboldt.bsky.social
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Retro Gamer, Otaku, Foodie, Art Enjoyer & Horny|
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Der Witzboldt @derwitzboldt.bsky.social · Jan 17
MEDIA THREAD 2025:
Ich liste hier möglichst jedes Medium auf, welches ich konsumiere in diesem Jahr.
#MediaThread #MediaThread2025
derwitzboldt.bsky.social
Wenn ich so darüber nachdenke, alle Neuerungen in Metroid Prime 4 würden in einem Starfox wesentlich besser funktionieren.

Trashige Dialoge? - Starfox

Mit einem Motorrad schnell durch die Gegend fahren und Gegner abballern? - Starfox

Maus Steuerung? - Starfox

Computer Companions? - Starfox
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social
Show: Animaniacs (1993)
Language: German
July 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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oxxers.bsky.social
Stell dir vor, du hasst Arme so sehr das du dir einen brichst.
Merz bei einer rede mit gebrochenem Arm in der schlinge
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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neolithicsheep.bsky.social
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
arstechnica.com Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · Aug 27
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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fleshmess.bsky.social
hope this fucks off all those sites that have taken to doing this kind of nonsense
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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brandtandstein.com
Queen shit
matthewhodson.bsky.social Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 9h
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).

"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
derwitzboldt.bsky.social
J.K. Rowling sollte wieder anfangen unnötige Lore in Harry Potter einzufügen, wie zum Beispiel dass Zauberer ihre Kacke wegzaubern oder dass Schülerinnen sich zum gemeinsamen Masturbieren treffen und in diesem Stadium bleiben.
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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rikagirlhusband.bsky.social
I really do unironically feel like this all the time
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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lughostin.bsky.social
Frieren x Venom !
July 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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yayoimaka03.bsky.social
昨日描いたフリーレン🪄︎︎✨
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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matheusfelp.bsky.social
I tried it too.
#frieren
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
derwitzboldt.bsky.social
Ich kann nicht glauben, dass ich das sage, aber sogar die Dialoge in Metroid Other M sind besser geschrieben als in Prime 4. #Metroid
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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moshimoshibe.bsky.social
ran
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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noponzok.bsky.social
命巫女 ニア
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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nokanaz.bsky.social
#xenoblade #ゼノブレイド #メリア
November 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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timm.cool
Hab vorhin mal 25$ gegeben.
Falls ihr jemals die Geschichte von Doom auf dem 3DO gehört habt und wie der Port von nur einer einzigen Person in ein paar Wochen entwickelt wurde, weil das Management aus absoluten Vollidioten bestand: Das war sie.

Legit eine Industrielegende
emkultra64.com Emily K @emkultra64.com · 2d
Rebecca Heineman doesn't have much time left. If you can, please donate for her and her family to make end of life arrangements.
One last kindness we can offer for a legend of the games industry and loud and proud trans woman:
www.gofundme.com/f/help-rebec...
Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
www.gofundme.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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adamheine.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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whatevermaranda.com
Love this so much. 💜
Meme: a quirky hand-drawn cat beneath the script "AHEM - please don't give billionaires more of your money this holiday season - buy something cool and handmade from some fun weirdo instead & help them eat. Shop small, y'all." Image credit: "Small businesses need your support more than ever 💗 By Sugarhouse Ceramic Co."
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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maldelune.bsky.social
youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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zetabuster.bsky.social
This is me when I'm sad
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A fairly buff white guy with messy blonde hair and prominent eyelashes gestures forward with his hand and says "We men are perverts. That's why we objectify women." This is the Sanrio Guy from some of my previous comics. Panel 2: He puts his hand down and closes his eyes, continuing to say "women are too pure to ever objectify men." Panel 3: Closeup of a smaller, brown hand gently clasping a few fingers of his, as if to beckon him somewhere. Panel 4: We are now looking through Sanrio Guy's eyes as brown girl in a white t-shirt with a rectangular night sky treeline image, and black pants, is leading him towards a door labeled "GACHA GAMES" by the sign above. This is the Junji Ito girl from some of my previous comics. Within the door is complete and utter darkness.
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
derwitzboldt.bsky.social
Ich bin seeeeehr gespannt auf die ersten Wertungen zu Metroid Prime 4 auf Metacritic.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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toonhive.bsky.social
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
derwitzboldt.bsky.social
Ich habe gerade eben meinen alten Kindheitstraum erfüllt und alle 151 Pokémon gefangen. 😎 #Pokémon
*Diplom* Herzlichen Glückwunsch Ralf! Du hast es geschafft, den POKéDEX zu vervollständigen. GAME FREAK Der Pokédex mit allen 151 Pokémon in der roten Edition.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM