Guilherme Deretti
@deretti.bsky.social
Teacher, Reader, GM and Wizard.
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seria a cantiga “com quem será” a primeira cena pós créditos da história
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
seria a cantiga “com quem será” a primeira cena pós créditos da história
A gente tirando foto de casal e a gata mandando ver
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A gente tirando foto de casal e a gata mandando ver
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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realmente impossível
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
realmente impossível
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I just can’t believe Doctor Who would do something like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I just can’t believe Doctor Who would do something like that.
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- O Senhor dos Anéis.
- Você.
- Oi?
- Você dos Anéis. Senhor tá no céu.
- Você.
- Oi?
- Você dos Anéis. Senhor tá no céu.
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
- O Senhor dos Anéis.
- Você.
- Oi?
- Você dos Anéis. Senhor tá no céu.
- Você.
- Oi?
- Você dos Anéis. Senhor tá no céu.
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half-remembering a meme about how if you ignore the environment or assume it to be equal you'd come to the conclusion that most popes have been italian because of some genetic predisposition towards popery present in the people of italy. in isolation IQ tests are basically just that
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
half-remembering a meme about how if you ignore the environment or assume it to be equal you'd come to the conclusion that most popes have been italian because of some genetic predisposition towards popery present in the people of italy. in isolation IQ tests are basically just that
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IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence
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Happy Luigi Mangione Day to those who celebrate
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Happy Luigi Mangione Day to those who celebrate
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o problema desse texto ter sido postado no Bluesky é que pensei que seria um dos membros do casal levando uma pessoa aleatória sem que o outro parceiro soubesse para fins de práticas sexuais entre os 3.
o real conceito irá surpreender os que abrirem esse bluweet.
o real conceito irá surpreender os que abrirem esse bluweet.
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
o problema desse texto ter sido postado no Bluesky é que pensei que seria um dos membros do casal levando uma pessoa aleatória sem que o outro parceiro soubesse para fins de práticas sexuais entre os 3.
o real conceito irá surpreender os que abrirem esse bluweet.
o real conceito irá surpreender os que abrirem esse bluweet.
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FULL METAL ALCHEMIST !!!
full metal alchemist ...
full metal alchemist ...
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST !!!
full metal alchemist ...
full metal alchemist ...
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Editor: You get those photos of that Mangione character in court today?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
(Sorry Scoob... I love you)
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
(Sorry Scoob... I love you)
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Editor: You get those photos of that Mangione character in court today?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
(Sorry Scoob... I love you)
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
(Sorry Scoob... I love you)
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China: agora você pode fazer pagamentos com o seu pensamento.
EUA: bota aqui a sua ficha na lata com barbante.
EUA: bota aqui a sua ficha na lata com barbante.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
China: agora você pode fazer pagamentos com o seu pensamento.
EUA: bota aqui a sua ficha na lata com barbante.
EUA: bota aqui a sua ficha na lata com barbante.
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Esses golpes estão cada vez mais elaborados viu
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Esses golpes estão cada vez mais elaborados viu
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Caí no gemidão do LinkedIn xD
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Caí no gemidão do LinkedIn xD
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🚨NEW DOC ALERT🕹️
The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
After over 18 months of research, interviews & editing our Disco Elysium series is here.
In this first episode we focus on the cultural and personal foundations of the world of Elysium.
The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
After over 18 months of research, interviews & editing our Disco Elysium series is here.
In this first episode we focus on the cultural and personal foundations of the world of Elysium.
The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations
YouTube video by /noclip
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November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
🚨NEW DOC ALERT🕹️
The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
After over 18 months of research, interviews & editing our Disco Elysium series is here.
In this first episode we focus on the cultural and personal foundations of the world of Elysium.
The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m...
After over 18 months of research, interviews & editing our Disco Elysium series is here.
In this first episode we focus on the cultural and personal foundations of the world of Elysium.
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Antidepressivos mais potentes:
- Amitriptilina
- Venlafaxina
- Escitalopram
- Almoço 11:40
- Amitriptilina
- Venlafaxina
- Escitalopram
- Almoço 11:40
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Antidepressivos mais potentes:
- Amitriptilina
- Venlafaxina
- Escitalopram
- Almoço 11:40
- Amitriptilina
- Venlafaxina
- Escitalopram
- Almoço 11:40
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Um mês para o Natal, vocês sabem o que isso significa: preciso repostar o meu legado para o mar de bobices da internet ✌️😎
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Um mês para o Natal, vocês sabem o que isso significa: preciso repostar o meu legado para o mar de bobices da internet ✌️😎
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Our wildlife deserves better.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Our wildlife deserves better.
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I'm now at the part of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein where the creature, like many young men, has decided, "A girlfriend will fix my identity crisis"
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm now at the part of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein where the creature, like many young men, has decided, "A girlfriend will fix my identity crisis"
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Eu vou me escangalhar de rir hoje
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Eu vou me escangalhar de rir hoje
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o algoritmo entregou essa piada intraduzível na minha mão
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
o algoritmo entregou essa piada intraduzível na minha mão
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por que ele disse isso
December 10, 2024 at 9:42 PM
por que ele disse isso
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tem dias que vc entende perfeitamente porque o cara miou pro ovo
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
tem dias que vc entende perfeitamente porque o cara miou pro ovo