Dennis Church
dennisdamenace.bsky.social
Dennis Church
@dennisdamenace.bsky.social
Sarcastic twin. Hates bacon.
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Not using AI at work (at all) makes me feel like Wesley Crusher in "The Game", like everyone's into this thing that just seems so obviously bad to me
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ICE GOONS draw guns on humanitarian aid workers
July 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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It's Sunday.

There's always hope.
There's always a tomorrow.
There's always going to be obstacles and peril.
There's always going to be love.

There's not always going to be you to be a part of all this.

Cherish each day, use it as if it is precious and special.

Stamp it in time and store it.
June 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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The Bucks, Cavs and Knicks, to the Thunder:
June 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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"If what you're doing is legitimate and lawful, why do you need to cover your face?”
June 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Aaron Gordon taking the Martin Gelinas role for these Nuggets, I see.
May 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The difference between a first round picks contract and a fifth round picks contract is a great analogy for Trump's promises and what he actually delivers.
April 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I like my work a lot, but there are days I wish I could be less customer facing and more "HOW CAN I GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YOU ABSOLUTE NINCOMPOOP"
April 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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How are billionaires supposed to get by in this country if they can't even buy state Supreme Court seats anymore?

What is this, Canada??
April 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Keep sharing this because it is vital to understanding this moment.

The timing of his entry into politics after this trip, the one position he’s held firm on (at odds with past presidents of both political parties) and the unraveling of the post-WW II world order.

www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
The Hidden History of Trump’s First Trip to Moscow
In 1987, a young real estate developer traveled to the Soviet Union. The KGB almost certainly made the trip happen.
www.politico.com
March 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now."

- companies who made your favorite stuff
March 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen.

Kitchen has Food.
February 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Saying "the player" basically torpedoes the rest of this well-intentioned corporate nonsense
Mark Shapiro on the #BlueJays’ negotiations with Vladimir Guerrero Jr:

“We were emotional. We did value the player deeply, and even went past our value because we cared so deeply about him and wanted to have him here.”
February 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I'll rise, but I refuse to shine.
February 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I was skeptical of the Aaron Rodgers trade but even I didn't have "Worse record than Zach Wilson" in the range of outcomes.
February 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Separating responsibility from masculinity has been so destructive. Healthy masculinity is about being strong enough to care about, and for, other people.
Repeating myself, but the idea of Trump & Musk as "masculine" remains bizarre. They're just the toxic and immature parts with none of the traditional "masculine" virtues. They're whiny, entitled, unreliable, dishonest, self-absorbed, never take responsibility, never put duty over self-interest, etc.
I mean, Jesus Christ, can you people even *hear* yourself?

I'm about to die of secondhand embarrassment just reading this crap.
February 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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This is rough for the Chiefs but it could be worse, you could be the Dallas Mavericks
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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🐻🏟️ 'DA BEARS STADIUM OVERSIGHT ACT' has been introduced in Illinois

Provides that, to be eligible for public financing, a professional sports team must have achieved a 0.500 record in at least 3 out of the last 5 regular seasons.

#twill www.ilga.gov/legislation/...
February 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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If Canada really wants to turn the American public against tariffs all they gotta do is wait a week and cut the juice to the USA 5 min before the Super Bowl
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Leave it to Trump to piss off the friendliest country on the planet
February 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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If elon musk is so smart how come he isn’t
May 17, 2023 at 11:13 AM
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM