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Come watch Delta force!

Doing the cartoon diet for December. Mostly ham with pineapple on it. Stealing pies from windows. Full turkey leg right off the bone in one bite

There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.

Every day not spent reading Edgar Allan Poe by the fire in a seaside cottage during a raging thunderstorm is a day wasted.

I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there

Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.

"My dog does magic tricks."
"Really? What breed is he?"
"He's a labracadabrador."

You know that dreadful feeling of knowing you have an important doctor's appointment or something coming up soon?
I bet Drake feels that every day knowing that Kendrick is gonna perform Not Like Us at the Super Bowl.

a good review from a smart person is great but nothing hits quite like a bad review from an idiot

What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.

Does anyone else get to the end of a book/tv series and feel really sad that their journey with those people is over? I feel a bit pathetic typing it but I’ve been miserable at the end of a great book

Creating your own holiday traditions is so important! For instance, every Christmas my husband and I watch the entire extended edition of the LOTR trilogy, which is great because they’re amazing films, but also because it’s 12 hours of stfu for the whole family. Follow me for more holiday tips.

“I like it when Achilles gets killed” A poem by Charles Simic.

my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if all you accomplish this weekend is reading a riveting novel cover-to-cover whilst drinking multiple kettles of tea and consuming a scandalous amount of croissants, then you will have accomplished more than enough.

Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.