Elbert Ainstein
dengusmaximus.bsky.social
Elbert Ainstein
@dengusmaximus.bsky.social
I invented Physics, Comedy and the Elbow.
Sometimes the leopard that eats your face is the one you helped raise as a cub. The misery that Trump has unleashed on the world, you helped bring about. I sincerely hope you have learnt your lesson, but I seriously doubt it.

#leopard #Marjorie
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Some one tell this Asshole that its not your house. Its the peoples house.
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Tear it down. Make him watch. Sell the Qatari Jet to pay for it all
the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Dear sane future President. Tear down this ball room.
P.s. Make Trump watch as you do it.
#Scrotus #potus #ballroom
Reporter: “Can the president tear down anything he wants without oversight? Could he demolish this building?”

Leavitt: “It's not the president who came up with that legal opinion himself. That's a legal opinion that's been held by the NCPC for many years.”
October 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Tariffs are like chainsaws; they aren't good or evil. They are just tools.

P.S. Don't give your chainsaw to a toddler.

#TrumpIsStupid
July 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
C'mon! Go easy on her will ya. Ya cant be lookin fabulous and be expected to do yer job.
According to a new report Secretary Noem did not sign off on deploying FEMA’s urban search and rescue team to Texas until this Monday—more than three days after the floods struck. In the meantime, she was on Instagram crowd sourcing opinions about her official portrait.

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‘Ludicrous’: New report on Kristi Noem’s 3-day delay of Texas flood rescue
YouTube video by MSNBC
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July 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Yes, he's known by many many big beautiful names.
Trump gives update on White House ballroom plans, calls it one of his “fun projects”
June 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Now's your chance to buy a Tesla for 1 Million dollars especially if you have some policy matters you want amended.
If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.
June 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
TLDR; If you remove all the bad news, all the news is good!
Peter Navarro on CNBC reacts to the shrinking GDP number by insisting it's actually good news because if you strip out the effect of tariffs "you have 3 percent growth. So we really like where we're at now."
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Elbert Ainstein
In perilous times
It profits no one
To remain silent
And wait
For decency, to #return.

#vss365 #writing #WritingCommunity #poetry
April 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
In the not so distant future: "Please welcome Fox news contributor and podcast host Elon Musk to discuss the importance of empathy"

#Elon
April 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
#Tariffs are like shitting your pants to keep the bully away. It might work to keep the bully away, but you end up with shit in your pants.
April 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Trump tariffs are to the economy what Bush's weapons of mass destruction in Iraq were to 9/11. An Oopise of epic proportions.

#Tariffs #Stupidity
April 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
"Im this big"
The new face of American masculinity
March 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Totally agree with Musk: Only a total jerk would run around on stage , jump up and down and make offensive salutes.

#jerk #musk #resist
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I look forward to the day he yells from his padded cell wearing his straitjacket: "I'll put tariffs on you if you don't loosen my jacket!'

#trump #resist
The good news is that the world is done with this unhinged lunatic. They’re not going to back down from him. None of us should.
Lunatic Whines As World Unites Against Him
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
March 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
#Elon is season 2 "My Pillow Guy"
i’m losing it
March 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You had me at 'Trump inherited'

#Trumprecession
Trump inherited an economy that was firing on all cylinders. Now, just weeks into his tenure, the outlook is far gloomier -- and the sudden deterioration is due almost entirely to his policies and the uncertainty they have created.
@colbylsmith.bsky.social #EconSky
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/07/b...
Trump’s Policies Have Shaken a Once-Solid Economic Outlook (Gift Article)
Economic forecasts have deteriorated in recent weeks, reflecting the upheaval from federal layoffs, tariff moves and immigration roundups.
www.nytimes.com
March 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We could solve all our problems for pennies on the dollar. All we have to do is air Ads where Trump is showing him that the stock market is crashing
NEW: DHS spent $30k to air an ad in the West Palm Beach market urging migrants to leave and thanking Trump for his work. It ran from Feb. 25 through March 5. Trump was in Mar-a-Lago then.

www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-cabi...
March 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
On this #WorldBookDay make sure you buy the greatest book written by the greatest President ever: "The Shart of the feels" by Dumold Trump
March 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Missed an opportunity for an April fools joke. What a stupid man Trump is.

#Stupid #TrumpIsDumdum
BREAKING: Senile Man Has No Idea What He is Doing
March 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reposted by Elbert Ainstein
Spare me
Your #Emporium of lies
You sell out our friends
To appease our enemies
Do what you must
We will do what we Must
In the end we all turn to dust,
Proditio non est oblitus

#vss365 #writing #Latin #Poetry #WritingCommunity #SlavaUkraini
March 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Except he realizes what that would mean being one with the couch with JD Vance around.
Rubio's a weak-willed, whiny, little bitch, but he looks like the only one in the room who realizes what's happening and is trying to disappear into the couch.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
He sharted

#LittleMarco
What do you notice about Marco Rubio as he sat in the Oval Office while Trump yelled at Zelensky?
February 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM