DemonicOmelette
@demonicomelette.bsky.social
I came first. I win.
Everything is a joke.
Is Elephantman too sexy for a safe word?
Everything is a joke.
Is Elephantman too sexy for a safe word?
This is just that post that says MOIST.
November 17, 2024 at 10:21 AM
This is just that post that says MOIST.
Didn’t watch the Tyson fight. Did Jake from State Farm win?
November 17, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Didn’t watch the Tyson fight. Did Jake from State Farm win?
The key to a successful job interview is knowing how many times it’s appropriate to take a bite of that hot dog in your pocket.
November 17, 2024 at 10:12 AM
The key to a successful job interview is knowing how many times it’s appropriate to take a bite of that hot dog in your pocket.
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Trump is putting comedy over country and I respect his commitment to the bit.
November 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Trump is putting comedy over country and I respect his commitment to the bit.
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Trump is good for comedy like being chased by tigers is good exercise.
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Trump is good for comedy like being chased by tigers is good exercise.
*cough* Hey, Anonymous! *cough*
*cough* Matt Gaetz *cough*
*cough* Matt Gaetz *cough*
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
*cough* Hey, Anonymous! *cough*
*cough* Matt Gaetz *cough*
*cough* Matt Gaetz *cough*
10-pieth for Mike Tyson
November 16, 2024 at 8:10 PM
10-pieth for Mike Tyson
And so it begins…
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 PM
And so it begins…
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Us small accounts need to stick together
November 14, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Us small accounts need to stick together
So, I’m okay with abbreviating it to BS…because it is the shit.
November 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
So, I’m okay with abbreviating it to BS…because it is the shit.
Gen X is now Gen BlueSky.
November 14, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Gen X is now Gen BlueSky.
Blue balls is just the time you continued suffering on Twitter/X because you weren’t yet aware of BlueSky.
November 14, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Blue balls is just the time you continued suffering on Twitter/X because you weren’t yet aware of BlueSky.
Every time I stand up from the toilet, I go, “Oh look, another Trump cabinet pick!” …and then flush.
We have fun at bathroom times.
We have fun at bathroom times.
November 14, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Every time I stand up from the toilet, I go, “Oh look, another Trump cabinet pick!” …and then flush.
We have fun at bathroom times.
We have fun at bathroom times.
Is the Wendy’s account here yet?
November 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Is the Wendy’s account here yet?
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Absolutely stunned that Hulk Hogan passed over for AG
November 13, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Absolutely stunned that Hulk Hogan passed over for AG
Honolulu BlueSky!
November 14, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Honolulu BlueSky!
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.