Lon Smudge
@deltaburke.bsky.social
Delta Burke, if you want your Bluesky handle, come to my house and let me make you some chicken perloo.
Here, RTs ARE endorsements. Now you don’t know what to think, huh?
Here, RTs ARE endorsements. Now you don’t know what to think, huh?
Deleting this app because I think it’s causing me to have a psychotic break.
There’s Nazis right? And nobody’s doing anything about it? We’re either going “oh well just vote them out” or “yeah can you believe that shit?”
Like we have a gestapo. they’re posing in front of concentration camps.
There’s Nazis right? And nobody’s doing anything about it? We’re either going “oh well just vote them out” or “yeah can you believe that shit?”
Like we have a gestapo. they’re posing in front of concentration camps.
April 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Deleting this app because I think it’s causing me to have a psychotic break.
There’s Nazis right? And nobody’s doing anything about it? We’re either going “oh well just vote them out” or “yeah can you believe that shit?”
Like we have a gestapo. they’re posing in front of concentration camps.
There’s Nazis right? And nobody’s doing anything about it? We’re either going “oh well just vote them out” or “yeah can you believe that shit?”
Like we have a gestapo. they’re posing in front of concentration camps.
Wait why does he look like that lol? It’s for a role, right? He didn’t check the mirror before leaving the house, reflect on how he’s looked the past 30 years and say “yes, this is fine”
Actor and major Democratic donor George Clooney told CNN there should have been a primary election last summer after then-President Joe Biden dropped out of the presidential race, while sharing which Democrat has caught his attention for 2028.
George Clooney says there should have been a Democratic primary after Biden dropped out | CNN Politics
Actor and major Democratic donor George Clooney told CNN there should have been a primary election last summer after then-President Joe Biden dropped out of the presidential race, while sharing which ...
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April 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wait why does he look like that lol? It’s for a role, right? He didn’t check the mirror before leaving the house, reflect on how he’s looked the past 30 years and say “yes, this is fine”
Flew into Atlanta early this morning from Mexico City and got detained by maybe the dumbest CBP jockey (20 yr cop including plainclothes) I ever had the misfortune of coming across.
I complied but he didn’t like me asking questions (like “why are you detaining me” and “can I get my passport back”)
I complied but he didn’t like me asking questions (like “why are you detaining me” and “can I get my passport back”)
April 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Flew into Atlanta early this morning from Mexico City and got detained by maybe the dumbest CBP jockey (20 yr cop including plainclothes) I ever had the misfortune of coming across.
I complied but he didn’t like me asking questions (like “why are you detaining me” and “can I get my passport back”)
I complied but he didn’t like me asking questions (like “why are you detaining me” and “can I get my passport back”)
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if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.
April 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.
Technically, this could mean answering machines (time) and RC cars (space)
April 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Technically, this could mean answering machines (time) and RC cars (space)
Just found out @wyattprivilege.bsky.social was on a Blue Anon list I had subscribed to and muted (which, lol) - if you haven’t seen his tweets in a while, double check
April 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just found out @wyattprivilege.bsky.social was on a Blue Anon list I had subscribed to and muted (which, lol) - if you haven’t seen his tweets in a while, double check
She blocked me as I was writing the second part! Absolute psycho - I can’t abide people who treat others like this. I don’t have a ton of tech clients rn, less than 8 (so, 7) but I have to advise them to stay away from anything affiliated with her.
![Screenshot of Tracy Chou @triketora.com lamenting an AI answer copy and pasted into an application for her company that reads “Why are you interested in [working for my company]”
The response used ChatGPT and didn’t delete the header “here’s a polished and sincere response to the question “why are you interested…” etc.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pct2obe2yrmwd7t34njb4w7f/bafkreifkfkonvgnp3rncvfookga6ub6vyckohpgkrjjzrxog3namsgplcq@jpeg)
April 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
She blocked me as I was writing the second part! Absolute psycho - I can’t abide people who treat others like this. I don’t have a ton of tech clients rn, less than 8 (so, 7) but I have to advise them to stay away from anything affiliated with her.
Libs: The leftist wing is destroying this party from within and preventing us from winning!
Also libs: we must band together to stop these Democrats from becoming too popular!
Also libs: we must band together to stop these Democrats from becoming too popular!
I'd like to see an AOC opposition tour with Shontel Brown, Chris Murphy, Josh Riley, Sharice Davids, Dan Goldman, Jasmine Crockett etc.
April 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Libs: The leftist wing is destroying this party from within and preventing us from winning!
Also libs: we must band together to stop these Democrats from becoming too popular!
Also libs: we must band together to stop these Democrats from becoming too popular!
Gonna hack those filters off until the astroturf appears, that’s for sure
April 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Gonna hack those filters off until the astroturf appears, that’s for sure
Sorry for engaging with khive on main. I made an alt, won’t happen again, please don’t unfollow.
April 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry for engaging with khive on main. I made an alt, won’t happen again, please don’t unfollow.
The horseshoe theory of feckless resistance becoming actively harmful and demoralizing has never been more clearly defined
I propose swapping the man mistakenly deported to El Salvador with the man mistakenly elected president of the United States
April 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The horseshoe theory of feckless resistance becoming actively harmful and demoralizing has never been more clearly defined
One seriously underrated Wet Day bit is @scottaukerman.bsky.social reading off an increasingly silly & bizarre list of Wet Day traditions and @pftompkins.bsky.social occasionally chiming in with a sage “that’s right”
Just phenomenal role reversal with Paul as the straight man.
Just phenomenal role reversal with Paul as the straight man.
April 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One seriously underrated Wet Day bit is @scottaukerman.bsky.social reading off an increasingly silly & bizarre list of Wet Day traditions and @pftompkins.bsky.social occasionally chiming in with a sage “that’s right”
Just phenomenal role reversal with Paul as the straight man.
Just phenomenal role reversal with Paul as the straight man.
Here, Jamelle is describing a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, a banana and a Polly-O string cheese. The Americano desayuno típico
a breakfast of fruit, cheese, nuts and good bread is, in american food culture at least, very underrated
April 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Here, Jamelle is describing a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, a banana and a Polly-O string cheese. The Americano desayuno típico
Me, when a Bob Seger concert breaks out around me ruining my otherwise enjoyable evening at the county fair
The Monster at the End of This Book - Jon Stone and Michael Smollin, 1971
April 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me, when a Bob Seger concert breaks out around me ruining my otherwise enjoyable evening at the county fair
I don’t think there’s nearly enough anger that lying and misrepresentation are fundamental tools of police tactics at all levels and there are no longer restrictions or consequences for that
The important thing here is that some brave people said NO and they WALKED AWAY
April 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don’t think there’s nearly enough anger that lying and misrepresentation are fundamental tools of police tactics at all levels and there are no longer restrictions or consequences for that
The “Instantly Clocked Marie Glusenkamp-Perez as a Uniquely Singular Evil Infesting Progressive Spaces” team stays winning
April 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The “Instantly Clocked Marie Glusenkamp-Perez as a Uniquely Singular Evil Infesting Progressive Spaces” team stays winning
My ADHD meds will run out two days into a 6 day international trip but I can’t refill before I leave because it’s a controlled substance.
I am being punished for managing my ADHD so successfully that I didn’t miss a day without medication these past 30 days
I am being punished for managing my ADHD so successfully that I didn’t miss a day without medication these past 30 days
April 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My ADHD meds will run out two days into a 6 day international trip but I can’t refill before I leave because it’s a controlled substance.
I am being punished for managing my ADHD so successfully that I didn’t miss a day without medication these past 30 days
I am being punished for managing my ADHD so successfully that I didn’t miss a day without medication these past 30 days
If the Very Online Left is anything like me, they hate brunch because they had to wake up hungover after closing at 2am and go to work at 9am, running around for 15% tips balancing one person’s coffee, oj, water, and Bloody Mary on a single tray while constantly being told the eggs are “not right”
I think the Very Online Leftist hatred of brunch is really about brunch being basic; in the same way that they want to insist that you are not protesting right. They're a particularly petty branch of hipster, basically.
April 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If the Very Online Left is anything like me, they hate brunch because they had to wake up hungover after closing at 2am and go to work at 9am, running around for 15% tips balancing one person’s coffee, oj, water, and Bloody Mary on a single tray while constantly being told the eggs are “not right”
This all seems like a lot just to force folks to accept returning to the office 5 days a week.
That’s unquestionably the driving factor here, workers gaining a modicum of leverage. The manager-class did everything they could to regain the upper hand and finally snapped.
That’s unquestionably the driving factor here, workers gaining a modicum of leverage. The manager-class did everything they could to regain the upper hand and finally snapped.
April 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This all seems like a lot just to force folks to accept returning to the office 5 days a week.
That’s unquestionably the driving factor here, workers gaining a modicum of leverage. The manager-class did everything they could to regain the upper hand and finally snapped.
That’s unquestionably the driving factor here, workers gaining a modicum of leverage. The manager-class did everything they could to regain the upper hand and finally snapped.
I remember these kinds of people in 1998 and they were the biggest losers on the planet. Laws were literally enacted to dissuade regular people from bullying them and stuffing them into lockers.
April 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I remember these kinds of people in 1998 and they were the biggest losers on the planet. Laws were literally enacted to dissuade regular people from bullying them and stuffing them into lockers.
Well, there’s overwhelming evidence that Kamala being a woman had very little to nothing to do with her loss.
Don’t vote for a woman, we get hit by the virus
Don’t vote for a woman, we get hit by recession
Maybe vote for the woman
Don’t vote for a woman, we get hit by recession
Maybe vote for the woman
April 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Well, there’s overwhelming evidence that Kamala being a woman had very little to nothing to do with her loss.
Powerful aura exuding from this “Posters Expert” on Antiques Roadshow.
April 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Powerful aura exuding from this “Posters Expert” on Antiques Roadshow.