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Lon Smudge
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Delta Burke, if you want your Bluesky handle, come to my house and let me make you some chicken perloo.

Here, RTs ARE endorsements. Now you don’t know what to think, huh?
860 checking in

(I am not a Matt Harvey burner account)
April 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Technically, this could mean answering machines (time) and RC cars (space)
April 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
April 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
She blocked me as I was writing the second part! Absolute psycho - I can’t abide people who treat others like this. I don’t have a ton of tech clients rn, less than 8 (so, 7) but I have to advise them to stay away from anything affiliated with her.
April 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
April 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Gonna hack those filters off until the astroturf appears, that’s for sure
April 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I texted everyone I knew after pulling this off last month. Called my dad.
April 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Lol you should have actually read that article before posting.

Also, out of context, that was a shitty thing to say! You can criticize politicians you agree with if they do something wrong!
April 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“wank”
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yeah, I fucking hope my loved ones remove me from any decision-making of consequence when I’m 81, much less run the country. I wouldn’t trust an 81 year old to drive to the grocery store.

Anyway, you were saying?
April 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Anthony Michael Hall 100% needs the Cinco Eye Tanning System
April 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
April 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
April 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This you?
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Powerful aura exuding from this “Posters Expert” on Antiques Roadshow.
April 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m not religious but I believe in the holy trinity
April 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes not getting the joke is the joke
April 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
April 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
lol. Lmao, even.
April 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Abbie Wilson suffering the indignity of being ranked 91st, having to compete against the biological advantages of one trans woman.
April 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
You’re doing the meme. Focus your anger on the people actually flipping the switches, not the voters who aren’t aware those switches exist.
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The world if Borderlands didn’t have Claptrap
April 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The commitment to the bit here is incredible. This is so well-crafted.

Up there with Hentschel, Connor O’Malley and Don Hughes for 2020s satire
April 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
April 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Tempted to follow up here with “What the heck is Germany?” but worried that’s giving up the game too soon.
April 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM