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Lon Smudge
@deltaburke.bsky.social
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Delta Burke, if you want your Bluesky handle, come to my house and let me make you some chicken perloo.

Here, RTs ARE endorsements. Now you don’t know what to think, huh?
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860 checking in

(I am not a Matt Harvey burner account)
A goofy photoshopped movie poster for Mystic Pizza showing Julia Roberts as a fortune teller with a shitty looking pizza as her crystal ball
April 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Technically, this could mean answering machines (time) and RC cars (space)
1 The WHITE HOUSE But we are capable of so much more. Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
April 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Chief Wiggum on the phone with a speech balloon
April 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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She blocked me as I was writing the second part! Absolute psycho - I can’t abide people who treat others like this. I don’t have a ton of tech clients rn, less than 8 (so, 7) but I have to advise them to stay away from anything affiliated with her.
Screenshot of Tracy Chou @triketora.com lamenting an AI answer copy and pasted into an application for her company that reads “Why are you interested in [working for my company]” The response used ChatGPT and didn’t delete the header “here’s a polished and sincere response to the question “why are you interested…” etc.” My two tweet response encouraging her to discover the answer in the interview rather than an application essay, as this question will never have an enlightening answer because of the pressure it places on the applicant to submit the “right” answer.
April 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Sam Neil all fucked up looking in Event Horizon (I forget why) but FaceTuned so he’s smiling
April 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Gonna hack those filters off until the astroturf appears, that’s for sure
A very obvious fake account called Libra on Fire @libraonfire.b... • 28m + I need Gen Z to log off TikTok dances & start hacking like we used to. Expose these messy adults, drop some receipts, shake the table. Where's Anonymous 2.0 when you need 'em? We had vibes & vengeance. 5 18 ••• An intensely AI yassified picture of…a middle aged woman? Like how much more AI could this get? The answer is none. None more AI.
April 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I texted everyone I knew after pulling this off last month. Called my dad.
A CVS receipt showing I spent $54.94 and saved $56.41 in the same trip.
April 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Lol you should have actually read that article before posting.

Also, out of context, that was a shitty thing to say! You can criticize politicians you agree with if they do something wrong!
Sanders isn't happy that billionaires such as Bill Gates, the co-founder of Microsoft, and Reid Hoffman, the co-founder of LinkedIn, spent millions of dollars to support Harris, which he believes gave them too much influence over her campaign agenda. "Will the big money interests and well-paid consultants who control the Democratic Party learn any real lessons from this disastrous campaign?" Sanders asked in a statement issued last week reacting to President-elect Trump's victory. CONTENT CONTINUES BELOW SURVEY He declared in that same statement that the Democratic Party "has abandoned working class people" and should not be surprised "the working class has abandoned them." He argued that Trump's attacks on policies promoting diversity, equity and inclusion resonated with lower- and middle-income Americans because Democrats couldn't explain how they would improve their lives. "It resonates within the context of Democrats not recognizing the pains that ordinary people are feeling and taking on the people who caused that pain and rallying people around an agenda that works for them," he said of Trump's message, reiterating his call for the party to confront wealthy special interests. "You can't fight something with nothing. You got to have an alternative vision," he said.
April 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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“wank”
The Fassbender/August Diehl three fingers pic from Inglourious Basterds
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Yeah, I fucking hope my loved ones remove me from any decision-making of consequence when I’m 81, much less run the country. I wouldn’t trust an 81 year old to drive to the grocery store.

Anyway, you were saying?
Trump Administration The New Hork Times Updates Major Moves Approval Rating Biden's Lapses Are Said to Be Increasingly Common and Worrisome People who have spent time with President Biden over the last few months or so said the lapses appear to have grown more frequent, more pronounced and, after Thursday's debate, more worrisome. VANITY FAIR SUBSCRIBE POLITICS Joe Biden's Final Days: Did Aides Cover Up His Mental State- or Was It Group Delusion? Revelations from within the Biden bubble —detailed in the new book Uncharted— show how the reelection team persevered despite alarming signs of decline. Asked one top Democratic insider, "How are they letting this f---ing thing go on?" BY CHRIS WHIPPLE APRIL 2, 2025 & WORLD REPORT USNe NEWS News / Political News / Biden at 81: Often Sharp and F... Biden at 81: Often Sharp and Focused but Sometimes Confused and Forgetful Behind closed doors, in the Oval Office, on Air Force One or in meetings around the world, many people describe President Joe Biden in the same dual way UsNews By Associated Press July 3, 2024 How Biden's Inner Circle Protected a Faltering President President Biden's closest family members and advisers recognized his physical frailty to a greater degree than they have publicly acknowledged and worked together to manage his decline. Doug Mills/The New York Times "Your biggest issue is the perception of age, " Mike Donilon, the president's longtime strategist, told him in 2022, according to people who heard him. Listen to this article • 15:28 min Learn more
April 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Anthony Michael Hall 100% needs the Cinco Eye Tanning System
The guy with “raccoon eyes” in the Tim and Eric Cinco Eye Tanning System sketch
April 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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April 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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This you?
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Powerful aura exuding from this “Posters Expert” on Antiques Roadshow.
April 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I’m not religious but I believe in the holy trinity
The Best Friends Gang: Kelsey Grammer, Kenneth Parcell, and Jenna Maroney
April 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Sometimes not getting the joke is the joke
April 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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The Larry David unsure gif from the end of the Palestinian Chicken episode
April 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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lol. Lmao, even.
James Carville looking like a fucking cantaloupe begging for money in a spam text for the new “progressive” candidate
April 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Abbie Wilson suffering the indignity of being ranked 91st, having to compete against the biological advantages of one trans woman.
April 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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You’re doing the meme. Focus your anger on the people actually flipping the switches, not the voters who aren’t aware those switches exist.
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The world if Borderlands didn’t have Claptrap
The “The world if…” meme image
April 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The commitment to the bit here is incredible. This is so well-crafted.

Up there with Hentschel, Connor O’Malley and Don Hughes for 2020s satire
The profile/bio for 🌈 💙 Love for All 💙 🌈
April 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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YOUR IDEAS ARE INTRIGUING TO ME ANDI WISH TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER
April 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Tempted to follow up here with “What the heck is Germany?” but worried that’s giving up the game too soon.
Little Grey Rabbit @littlegreyrab.bsk... • 1h When Drumpf got in in 2016 | kept saying to friends, who were asking why I thought it was, that it was rooted in #WhiteSupremacism and a fear - largely amongst white men - that they were going to have compete on a level playing field. Nobody really believed me. They're kind of getting it now 1 ... Lon Smudge @deltaburke.bsky.so... • 52m Who or what is a "Drumpf"? { • •• Little Grey Rabbit @littlegreyrab.b... • 20m Trump I'm not even sure where it came from I use it as a shortening of "Der Trumpenführer" 1 ... Lon Smudge @deltaburke.bsky.so... • 15m So when you have the time or no character constraints you call Trump (assuming you mean the president guy) "Der Trunpenführer"? How do you pronounce that? Is that English? I've never heard of that before. 1 Little Grey Rabbit @littlegreyrab.bsky.social So your curiosity sparked mine - it turns out that Drumpf is likely the origin of the name Trump in Germany (where they came from). My "Der Trumpenführer" is an allusion to his enthusiasm for Hitler who was known as Der Führer in Nazi Germany. Der is German for "the". April 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM • • .
April 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM